You will be very pleased with my skills.
I'm very happy to make your acquaintance. I think I would be a good fit here. This kind of work really gets my juices flowing. I will do whatever it takes. I can give 100%.
I perform great in both a group setting or independently ?
ding,ding,ding! We have the winner here!!
I agree! A winner!
@thinktwice I think @lutherzme comment here gets 1st prize
"Thank you for giving me this opportunity."
"I won't let you down "
I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
I'm an excellent multitasker.
I'm a team player.
I love a challenge.
You can kiss my ass! (If the job interview is going very poorly, or the sex is going very well.)
So many openings for the MIchael Scott (The Office) line "That's what she said", I just couldn't resist!
"I'm coming."
"This will interest you."
"I have many skills."
A great line from on of my all-time fav ( and nowadays most politically incorrect) movies! Ronin, you are a sick man, but very funny....
@TomMcGiverin I’ll take that as a compliment but keep in mind this movie actually made fun of the bigots and corruption that tends to lie within our government as well as the repeated plot of nearly all western.
And political correctness is sincerely nothing more than a bunch of hurt feelings finding a way to regain a sense of control that most likely never truly existed in the first place.
@48thRonin True that.... And as far as PC goes, Mel Brooks admitted several years ago that with PC this movie could never have been made ten or 15 years later than it was.
I need this money to pay my bills. HAHA!?