Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

I'm participating in Festivus as much as the rest of the ridiculousness.
Except for the airing of the grievances.

I could use the pool-skimmer pole!

My feet of strength is mentally being able to overcome all of the hysteria inducing media bullshit that has been systematically dumped upon us for the last three years and see things for what they really are and most importantly come to my own conclusions and make my own decisions in regards to how and what I should feel.

My feat of strength? 110 lbs. overhead with one hand but that was 40 years ago. I'm out of practice on that one. I have no aluminum pole but my home has an aluminum circle radio antenna that I built.

Ran 21 miles on my birthday! It is on the same day as Festivus.