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Don't you love fairy tales

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RobertMartin 8 Dec 28
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If you read the Bible account of Noah's Ark you discover that there was only one window in the Ark. I can't imagine how smelly it was with all those animals and only one window for ventilation. But Noah and his family also had the job of collecting all the animal dung and shoveling it out that one window. But what did the animals eat? There is no mention of food for all these animals. This story is so preposterous and yet Christians believe it is true and really happened.

Don't you find it difficult to know if it is just a metaphor or is really true? @AdrianDiadato1

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Some of the animals, the prey animals went in at higher numbers.

Can you imagine making the Ultimate cut and realizing you were there for a lion's dinner?

Nothing about that story makes sense and at least 25% of Americans, all Trump voters, believe it.

It's like believing Paul Bunyan existed.

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Embryos in cryogenic storage?

That is more space efficient.

But then a suitable planet would have to be found with the means to revive alien embryos.

Jeff Goldblum would not approve of this.

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birds flew?

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I'm thinking cross breeding for 40 days.
That explains all the variations in species.
Just one big carnival cruise orgy.

A duck couple decides to get to know other couples on the ark. They got friendly with the beaver couple, so that's where the duckbill platypus comes from

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Kangaroos that’s all I have to say?

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The Hebrews never looked at the tanakh solely as a historical document.

@Kohelath -- As my zaydie used to say, "With a boat like that, he could have gone somewhere, but no, this schmuck stays in the Middle East."
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