Cheesus Crust the 'faithfools' are getting a bit desperate around here.
Just walked up to the Chemists ( Drug Store in Yankeeland) to get a script filled, passed 2 youngish blokes standing at the Bus Stop, they said to me, "Excuse us, but we are waiting for Jesus, would you like to come and join us?"
I answered quite honestly and very politely, " I've been catching the buses around here for nigh on 15 years now, never seen this Jesus bloke catch one or on one yet. The only thing you blokes will catch is bloody big dose of sunstroke and heat exhaustion."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.You could have quoted the immortal words of ZZTop and said, "Jesus just left Chicago". lol.
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Jan 2, 2019
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Why would Jesus be waiting for a bus? Isn't he supposed to be everywhere? If you are spread out everywhere then why would you need to take a bus there? You would already be there. ? Just my stupid sense of humor.
Aushra
Level 6
Jan 2, 2019
0
Maybe it's because J.C. is unemployed, has a Centrelink card and can buy the special ticket for $2.50 per day that allows you to travel around on any bus all day, WITHOUT getting NAILED for the full fares all the time.
Hilarious! "I am an atheist," I reply and walk away.
As an atheist and Democrat in a rural, conservative Christian town, I'm out and proud. My car has two bumper stickers:
Keep Your Theology
Off My Biology
Washington State Democrat
I am figuratively giving the finger to anti-abortion, Trump-loving idiots.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Jan 1, 2019
2
You should have asked them if they could help you find Waldo.
chucklesIII
Level 7
Jan 1, 2019
3
Besides, their Jesus is supposed to come on a white horse not a bus!!!
JackPedigo
Level 9
Jan 1, 2019
4
There are cemeteries filled with people who were waiting for Jesus.
chucklesIII
Level 7
Jan 1, 2019
3
Yep, and they'll be waiting there for a bloody eternity too.
They were waiting for God, oh!
DoctorJohn
Level 5
Jan 1, 2019
2
Nope, just J.C. so they said. IF I hadn't been in hurry to get the things I needed done and back into the cool of home I'd have told them ; "Why wait, wouldn't be easier to meet him halfway?"
@irascible At least somebody got it!
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