Ways to celebrate your midlife crisis, go! Come on people drugs are boring. Be original
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Recreational drugs wouldn't cut it for me. I'd need something stronger... like a nice tall glass of napalm and paint thinner.
SpikeTalon
Level 9
Feb 20, 2020
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I never had a mid life crisis.....does that mean I led a boring life? Far from it....! Life is only as boring or exciting as you decide to make it, so throw away the cliches, forget about drugs.....life itself is a drug!
Marionville
Level 10
Mar 17, 2019
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Drugs are boring? Thats news to me.
Think I'm on, like, year 5 of my midlife crisis. Got divorced, retired, fell In love and moved cross country to be with her. So far it's been a pretty damned good "crisis".
1of5
Level 8
Mar 16, 2019
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Everyone just kept naming drugs. Thanks for sharing 
1of5:
@thinkwithme if you can name them you didn't take enough of them 
Pay for your groceries with a check. Don't even start writing the check until you get the receipt. But first check your receipt. Find out why they charged you for 'key limes' when you bought just regular ones. They are key limes?
Count_Viceroy
Level 7
Mar 16, 2019
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I was about to make a comment about my mid-life crisis and then realized that I really have lived my whole life as if I am in a mid-life crisis. I still havn't decided whether that is a good or a bad thing but it has at the very least been interesting. ? Maybe I should try settling down....nah...never mind.......:>
patchoullijulie
Level 8
Mar 16, 2019
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scuba diving on mushrooms
JustRyanAgain
Level 6
Mar 16, 2019
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Might misjudge the distance of mr shark..
@thinkwithme living on the edge!
Quit your job, move to Thailand and blow your life savings on hookers and opium.
webbew1
Level 7
Mar 16, 2019
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Starting a safehouse for survivors of human trafficking and making poppyseed dressing for the potluck. Thats a thought. You know they shoot if your caught with opium in Thailand?
Or volunteer at an elephant sanctuary or dog rescue. Both are also worthwhile causes.
The human trafficking option is a bit trickier. Most of that crap goes on deep in the jungles of northern Thailand and the Thai authorities have a difficult enough job ferreting it out.
Getting caught with any illegal drug in Thailand is a very bad idea, but I guess people still do it anyway. Not very smart.
@webbew1 I love volunteer at an elephant sanctuary!! Dog rescue maybe more possible where I am though
1.6 hookers and 3 grams of O is as far as the savings will get me.
No hookers and no O is what mine will get me.
Driving my Challenger R/T Classic hemi while listening to Pandora.
dare2dream
Level 7
Mar 16, 2019
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