THE AGNOSTIC BIBLE STUDY GROUP --
Who wants to form a bible study group right here on Agnostic? Why a bible study group, you ask? Well, so we can all learn the truth of God's Word, of course. A quick overview of some of the things we'll cover include:
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Why we're ALL worthy of eternal punishment because some woman ate a peach 6000 years ago.
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The TRUTH of GOD's plan for YOU. Yes, for YOU specifically. No more wondering ever again.
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Why it's godly to hate the damn GAYS for doing all that...y'know, gay stuff.
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Why women should be SILENT and subservient to MEN and have dinner ready promptly at 6:00p.
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The undeniable, never fail, 100% reliability in the awesome POWER of PRAYER and how it always works.
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How invisible, magical people in the sky ARE real and makes perfect sense.
And so much more!
Vote below.
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The votes are in! Five of you want to bathe in the glorious Word of the Alpha and the Omega but eight of you want to wallow in ignorance, your lives bereft of eternal truth.
Ignorance and bereft wins nut you'll be sorry when you're all burning in HELL.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Mar 20, 2019
0
I'm in! Though not for the reasons one might think...
Arouet
Level 7
Mar 19, 2019
0
That's okay. God knows your reasons and so long as they don't offend Him, He will not smite you for them.
I'm always interested in learning more about Jaysus and how his daddy had him slaughtered so I can be saved. Such an inspiring story!
VelociraptorRemy
Level 6
Mar 19, 2019
3
Testify sister! The Logic of God would be a lesson all its own.
It wasn't a peach, it was an apple. What's wrong with you? Are you some kind of prevert?
mordant
Level 8
Mar 19, 2019
1
Technically, it wasn't actually identified as anything but "the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil" so it can be whatever anyone wants it to be and I say it was a peach. And, yes, I'm a pervert. What of it?
@Sgt_Spanky So was that Allman Brothers album part of the story?
@Sgt_Spanky These are exactly the kind of "how many angels can dance on the head of a pin" arguments that the religious can become engaged in. So glad to have long since left all that behind. Life is way too short ...
I don't want to join the study group because I know all that, but if you offer a bible with nude photos and indecent drawings...I'll join!
Merseyman1
Level 9
Mar 19, 2019
0
The Bible has no such sinful imagery but you may open a separate window of porn if necessary.
But I already know all those things.
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Mar 19, 2019
0
Then come for the Holy Jello shots.
@Sgt_Spanky Leave the light on, I'll be right over.
Seriously, I don't study it now but I have in the past.
Croebheir
Level 6
Mar 19, 2019
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I think most of us have in the past. That's why we're all here now.
I am interested. Why did ancient men make a promise by grabbing each other's bits and now that is just not the done thing at all apparently. I love all the fairy stories. Can we include other religious texts?
Amisja
Level 8
Mar 19, 2019
3
Clasping one another's junk was God's preferred way of confirming an agreement between men. It fell out of fashion after harrassment became actionable. Other religious texts are acceptable so long as they proclaim JC our Lord and Savior
@Sgt_Spanky Can you imagine these days?
@Amisja We've lost so many wonderful gifts of the Father: slavery, stoning, underage concubines...it's so sad. 
@Sgt_Spanky Oh don't forget incest and my favourite...turning into salt!
@Amisja You are so right. There's a little quoted story in the Book of Shecky of a woman turned into a bulb of garlic for blaspheming the size of God's ass.
@Sgt_Spanky hahaha
Lol. I don’t know how to choose. Just hearing the words magical people in the sky makes me laugh, but I was thinking I would like to lose 5 pounds and your puking, runs program sounds like it might do just that. Hahaha.
LB67
Level 7
Mar 19, 2019
1
God in His infinate wisdom created puking and the runs for us all to enjoy.
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