I was on the road last night.
Do you prefer hotels with or without breakfast?
I have a soft spot for crappy food. The worst part of going plant based is all the shitty meals I'm missing out on.
For what some of these hotels charge, you should get a happy ending too.
Hotel breakfasts are usually pretty bad. I prefer cheap motels, with 1960's furnishings, cracked plaster walls, and a drunk blonde sprawled on the bed. They should also have a cheap diner, or mom n pop type restaurant close by.
@PalacinkyPDX I forgot to mention they should have a couple of spaced-out meth heads in the room next door!
@PalacinkyPDX Anything that adds foam to the poam that foameth forth from my pen!
I prefer my tiny RV in a comuter parking lot or Walmart. No strange noises, my sheets. My bathroom, no $$$, either.
I prefer a hotel with a decent restaurant on site. I’ve got two teens bigger than me and I hate fast food.