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Name something that’s perfectly normal to do as a child but super creepy to do as an adult...

flithyMONKEYmen 7 Apr 16
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Level 9

Pick your nose whenever....

I didn't pick mine it came with the set.
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Level 9

Believe you have an imaginary friend.

Super Creepy and I see it all the time, usually around churches and the like.
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Level 8

Shit your pants in public.

Then cry and expect someone to change your diaper for you.

But that is something we will eventually be doing as senior adults..

But leftists do this all the time! 🙂
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Level 9

Gleefully run naked through sprinklers in the front yard.

What's wrong with this one?

@flithyMONKEYmen, @mzbehavin, @oldFloyd

After running through sprinklers, we danced around naked, shaking our wet bodies like dogs.

I picture a grown man's penis flapping around.

A fond memory I have is spending the night at furnace springs in Death Valley NP the night of the 4th of July and running through the sprinklers that evening naked. We were the only folks crazy enough to camp at that time of year. I wonder if my ex and my son remember that?

@LiterateHiker okay there are drawbacks to the idea but the upper end might be bouncing around a little bit to😉
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Level 7

Give hugs with your face buried in the other person's crotch

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Level 4

Walk up to a random woman at a store hug her leg and call her mommy before realizing it's not your mom and backing away embarrassed

That's called flirting.
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Level 9

Play in a mud puddle

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Level 7

Play with My Little Ponies (without a child playing along with you)

@flithyMONKEYmen no, just put them in a case or on a shelf where they can be looked at but never touched.

@flithyMONKEYmen on second thought, it’s still creepy. Yea, maybe you SHOULD give them up...
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Level 8

Go to the bathroom together.

Carin Level 8 Apr 16, 2019
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@altschmerz you’ve never bathed with a partner? It’s fun!

@Cassiopeia But before sex in the bath, put down lots and lots of towels.

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Level 8

Nursing at a woman's breast. However, this could also fall under the category of scoring -- it depends on the circumstances. If it's your wife or girlfriend, okay, if that's your thing but if it's your mom...

AAAUUGGHHH!!!

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Level 7

Break out in song and dance in public.

But, but, I was led to believe that this is completely normal behavior no matter your age. Dammit, Julie Andrews!!!

Totally guilty of that one. Frequently. Don't care. It's fun.

@Leeshi Oh my, God, that's funny.... because it's true!

Yes, I have broken out in "The hills are alive...." while hiking the mountains. Damn you, Julie!

I think with me that's more down to my changing tastes in music. Bopping out and singing 'ABC' by the Jackson 5 at the local shops when I was six is cute. Randomly screaming the lyrics to 'Hammer Smashed Face' by Cannibal Corpse and frantically moshing at 47? Less so.

@Meili I think you can get therapy for that. Now repeat to yourself, "The hill do not sing, the hills do not sing, the hills ........"

@Savage The hills do not..... do not...... do not......

Ah, shit.
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Level 7

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Buxx Level 7 Apr 16, 2019
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@mzbehavin It's still creepy 😏

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Level 7

Scrawl a note to someone you love in messed up capital letters and sign it with an outline drawing of your hand

Writing a love letter stating, "I love you. Do you love me? _Yes, or _No
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Level 7

Sing nursery rhymes in public.

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Level 7

My 22 month old a few months ago in a Fred Meyer parking lot, after an older lady who’d been fawning over him said goodbye: “Diiiiieeeee! dieeee! Dieeee!” As she walked away. -.-

Yes, that would be creepy from an adult. It's kind of creepy from a kid.....
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Level 6

Stare.

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Level 7

Have a crush on a 13 year-old.

Indeed.
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Level 8

Cry in public.

@altschmerz I've played enough horror games to know that crying can be very creepy. 😂

I did it today!!! 🙂

@altschmerz oh no. thank you. I cried of hapinnes 😉

I cried once in public. I forgot my meds.
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Level 7

Wear a diaper, walk around in the yard in my underwear...its an "old person" thing. 🙂

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Level 6

Crap in your pants

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Level 5

Attend kindergarten class.

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Level 6

Pick yer nose....

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Level 8

I'll go with what a
Athena said, and add how about playing with your Spaceballs action figures?

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Level 7

While grocery shopping, turn to the person next to you and ask loudly, "why are they so fat?"

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Level 7

Little boys will sometimes pull down their pants in a public place so they can pee on bushes, but this is not advisable for grown men.

depends how pissed you are
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Level 8

announce your really big poo-poo.

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You apparently don't hang around the caliber of men I do.

@Meili i hang around the man i love, who unfortunately has alzheimer's, but even he would not announce a really big poo-poo.

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@genessa I'm a Pirate, known to announce having a long awaited exit of the bowels. Arrrr Their goes the black pearl. 😉

@genessa I not only get the announcement but color and texture as well.

@Meili attention to detail is a good trait....

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