Did you hear that sermon? That preacher knows how to keep those seats filled. lmao

Nothing is better than sex. The way I remember it anyways

I have anew respect for Trump and Mitch Mcconnell.

I am fine but these people are torturing me with Billie Holiday and Willie Nelson music

Well hang on, depends on the chicken, depends on the sex.

Mine would be something like ...

So I know most of you think you know me.
Enough of that nonsense, you know squat.
Never have I seen more of a loathsome group than my Facebook friends.
Defend yourselves? You couldn't. You're all vapid cunts who deserve to die.

Hell is the only place good enough for most of you.
Every time I log on to this piece of shit I have to see the moronic drivel you post.
Look at my ugly ass children! Look at my stupid ass dog! Try Juice Plus!
Please stop breathing.

Are we still going to that banjo recital next week?

Dear Friends and Family,

I have joined a new Mormon religious sect.. We believe that Donald Trump is the second coming of Jesus, and everythign he says makes so much sense. You know he NEVER lies...EVER.

I am enjoying a cup of green tea while listening to my favorite country music . Yoga session later this afternoon , and big celebration dinner at delicious Olive Garden "! My boyfriend and I are excited for my new position at doctors office ! My dream came true y'all ! 9-5 Monday through Friday , behind a desk refilling prescriptions ! The good life !! , easy , no trauma , no stress !! Yay !!!
Getting a new tarantula as well later today ! You just can't have only One of those darlings !
Hope everyone else has a blessed day too . Make America great again !!!

And shit ! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Allahu akbar.

Great question! Going to think about this & come back later.....

Goddamn I love Michael Bolten! His version of, How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? Pure magic. Absolute bliss. That man is a genius. Even better than Iggy Pop or Johnny Cash.

I’m eating healthy and working out every day. No Twinkies...day 3 and I feel great!

Trump is honorable and polite, not a bully and really smart.

Everything is alright I have not been kidnapped?

I don’t think that would work in my case! What about....I think Trump is a genius!