Hang on. How am I supposed to have an existential crisis while showering, question whether to quit my job over the various other bathroom duties, and shitpost on Agnostic over breakfast in 25 minutes?

Perfection takes time, darling. Self-pitying mediocrity takes far longer.

I don't consider the time a person takes to get ready as having anything to do with someone being high or low maintenance. To me, that refers to someone who is needy or needs constant attention. That is high maintenance for me. If a woman wants to take the time to look fabulous, I am certainly not going to complain about that, ever.

Sometimes I forget to look in the mirror before I leave the house... shower, blow dry, and clothes, that's about all I need.

I’m definitely not high or low maintenance. I’m somewhere in between and have always said that.
It’s not my business how long someone takes to get ready, as long as it doesn’t interfere with plans, etc.

marry me?

Everyone considers themselves to be low maintenance.

I prefere a woman to be comfertable with how she looks. If she likes the glam look, fine. If she doesn't, fine also. Just don't make me wait around for whatever look you feel like putting on.