I figured out the flat earth thing. What an enlightenment. The earth was once really and truly a flat place but when god saw all those people falling off the edge he cause a flood and wiped out every body and every thing except Noah and his ark and while everything was wet and pliable god reformed the earth and mankind started all over again except that Noah still thought it was flat and it took a few thousand years for the idea to catch on, except in China. Whew. What a relief..
Now thatβs all taken care of, we can move on to world peace