My independent, fundamental, quiverful, baptist sister told me I was going straight to hell. So I sent the family new photos.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.In case of the Rapture, you could offer to look after their pets. For a small up front fee, of course.
MrBeelzeebubbles
Level 7
July 23, 2019
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Keep a holy water towel handy next time you see them. lol
Jinx5555555
Level 6
July 23, 2019
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That’s funny. I would ask how after a thousand years in heaven can you still be ok with me being in hell? What about after a million years? A billion years? They are preaching finite crime, infinite punishment.
JohnnyJohnny
Level 5
July 22, 2019
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When I’m told that, I say that I’ve rented a bus, in case they need a ride. Might as well ride the fun bus to hell, right?!
CarolinaGirl60
Level 8
July 22, 2019
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My go to is, "oh didn't you know? I already have a reserved suite & a job. I get to be the one that says welcome to hell, I'm your caseworker. Let me take you on a little tour of the place then we'll go through your file & see where you'll fit in best...& don't touch the thermostat...the boss hates thst."
Purgatory is too good for you, eh? Well, damn it all to hell then.
MarkiusMahamius
Level 7
July 22, 2019
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My response is generally that it scares me as much as telling me Santa isn’t going to bring me any presents this Christmas! 
Barnie2years
Level 8
July 22, 2019
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To those people I like to say, "Yep, and I'm going to enjoy watching all the surprised hypocrites who show up. Maybe I'll see you, or not." Smile.
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
July 22, 2019
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"Straight to hell"? How did you get an express pass? I thought everyone took the scenic route.
That her way of saying she's never gonna leave your side?
chalupacabre
Level 8
July 22, 2019
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Because in the 1980s, I pointed out that "having as many kids as god sees fit" is great but when is he gonna get up off diaper & formula money & let mom off the hook for $500 a month. That sat poorly w/her & she didn't speak to me for 4 years & 2 kids. Every time she's spoken to me since, she puts on her cloak of martyrdom & tries to witness to me. Last time she started Bible thumping I told her me & god are good w/me wallowing in sin. This to.e she read the bumper sticker on my car & had a fit in the funeral home parking lot.
@SallyInStitches Wow she couldn't control herself at a funeral huh? That rots for you.
I'm sorry. It's such an inappropriate place for vitriol - but somehow someone is gonna do it.
We all seem to have one.
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