If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Sorry for creating such a fucked up place. Please forgive me."

I wouldn't be in that class, but if I'd signed-up by mistake I'd drop it.

Good going

I like your answer. I'd probably say:

"I'd like to think my choices here on earth will have affected the people and places I leave behind in a positive way. I've acted truthfully, ethically and responsibly. The only heaven I need is to know my conscience (soul?) is at peace." Or I might add: "But if there's a god, and a heaven, and a 2000+ year old Saint Peter, he would likely say something in Hebrew that I can’t understand, so it doesn’t matter what he says as he opens those pearly gates!”

Jesus is quoted in the Gospel according to Thomas, as saying something like: "The kingdom of Father (heaven) is spread upon the earth, but men do not see it." Many Christians feel this means that the kingdom is within you as well as outside you, but not in some far off place. I like to think heaven is the little smile my loved ones will hopefully have when they fondly think of me. That won't happen unless I'm sweet and loving while I'm alive.

If any such thing would happen, I would be all over that weirdo with questions about murdered children, for one, and they would have to drag me away still yelling! I find you too nice!

Your answer is perfect

I've no idea what this ‘god’ would say, but if allowed to speak, I could honestly say, “apparently, I was wrong.”

But what a pathetic scenario such a requirement is..

I was planning on sending you to hell but now that youre here i think you will make this place rock! Heck bring all your loud rowdy ass heathen friends too. No need to spend eternity bored!