When I moved into my house 6 years ago I had four opened bottles of hard liquors, and one unopened bottle of Peach Schnapps. I think I had been thinking of a Fuzzy Navel project. A few weeks ago my sister introduced me to Peach Cider which immediately I thought "this needs booze." I later bought the cider at Costco and after that got the untouched booze out of the top shelf of the pantry. The cork in the brandy bottle disintegrated when I tried to pull it out. I now have only 4 opened bottles of booze, (the Southern Comfort was good with the cider, one application left in that bottle) and tonight I have indulged a bit in the interest of diminishing the supply and better utilizing space in the pantry. I can no longer feel my cheekbones. I think it may be time to retire, and I think I ought to sleep well. Sleep is elusive at the best of times, but I think I might more pass out than sleep tonight. Thank you for indulging me.