Ramen!
"A pastor wearing a colander on his head offered the opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to open a local government meeting in Alaska, the latest blessing from a nontraditional church since a court ruling."
LOL I am a member of that church. I thought it was only in Ogden, Utah. I joined years ago because a friend of mine was in it.
"One man turned his back to face the wall during the invocation". He probably saw the Indiana Jones movie scene where they open the Holy Grail and was worried for his mortal soul.
Colander on my head... got to try that on next Blind Date.