This!!!!

You forgot the step where the queen describes the hopelessness of the waste lands, and bequeaths upon you not only the land and all its contents, but the responsibility to make it good and pure again. (This involves rape and slaghter, but don't tell the queen)

@MarkiusMahamius good point, there's always a proccess to follow even when stealing things

@1of5 well, especially if youre going to blame it on someone else, and hope to get away with it

@MarkiusMahamius why wouldn't you do that? It's what people do.

@1of5 I d9dnt say I wouldn't do that

@MarkiusMahamius whew

@1of5 Im human. I want your stuff.

@MarkiusMahamius it's good stuff, don't blame you. That's why I have it, in fact.

@1of5 you know, im seriolusly rethinking my opinion of columbus

@MarkiusMahamius thats the spirit! Next year for Columbus day we should go to the supermarket and get lost looking for spices, then bring an employee or two home as slaves.

@1of5 not just any employee though, if you know what i mean

@MarkiusMahamius lesser one(s), who's lifes we shall undoubtedly improve by enslaving them because they just can't run thier own lifes like we can.

We're such good people.

@1of5 yeah, thats the whole f-ing point of colonization right? to make the world a better place.

@MarkiusMahamius no, it's to make your home better at the expense of others homes. I thought you went to college?

@1of5 i didnt graduate i guess it shows

@MarkiusMahamius you will. Someday.