Are you a good Candidate to become a Mormon?
Answer the following questions honestly
If you answered YES to any of the above the LDS wants to hear from you, you are just the sort of gullible, I mean open minded person we want to become a fellow Moron ahem Mormon
If you answer Baa LDS wants your money (and wool).
Do you only have to believe in one of these to join? I kinda like the Cain being Bigfoot idea!
If you are willing to memorise and spout off parrot like the standard "Testimony" or (Test the money) at monthly fast and testimony meeting they will have you.
Most kids are made to stand at the lectern and repeat this from the age of three to the coo's and aww's of all the grannies in the congregations and some twat quoting Matthew 19:14 while smiling like a rattlesnake eyeing up a vole.
"I know the Church is true, and Joseph Smith was a true prophet, and the Book of Mormon is true I'm grateful for my family and inthenameofjesuschristamen."
That’s me! Where do I sign!
and I didn't even have to mention the magic underpants? (not Joking)
@LenHazell53 I had a friend who was ex-Mormon and they were a subject of mirth!
I knew Morons (sic)were weird, but I had No idea.....WTF???!!!!
Fuck No..nor a Moron..
You’re definitely no moron...I’ll vouch for that!
@Marionville thanks Gf..