Was that piece written by G. Ullible and D. Eluded, by any chance?

Sorry, but the words "durable Power of Attorney" spring to mind here, if she was formerly more reasonable.....

Well don’t know what you’d do with rubies and diamonds.

If God was that smart he’d cut out the middle man and leave a few grand lying around in some ad hoc fashion

Looks like some pretty serious chicanery going on there. Well, you probably know how the gambling houses work . . . it is a system that rewards someone just enough to get them to start to believe that if they lay their money down, the might just win a fortune, it is the way the lottery works too. It is just as likely that the parasites who deceive and rob these people work the same way, all they have to do is prime the pump now and then, so then others hear about this "miracle of god", and start believing it might happen to them, if only they follow the correct path, which usually means surrender your soul to the geezzusss, and he will take care of your needs.

"One obstacle to liberty, is the poisonous role played by fellow primates of mine, who think they can tell me what to do, in the name of god, because god has told them that they have this power. So that is one thing I would like to be shot of, right here in the here and now, and my suspicion is, if they really are so religious, where do they want power, in what world they care about, the next one, or this one . . . . . it will be this one every time because they too, know perfectly well, that this is the only life we have got." Christopher Hitchens

It is interesting just how materialistic they all are, rubies, gold, and diamonds . . . . their putative paradise . . . streets of gold . . . . 

Well, it sounds like grandma has been dropping something, to put it in sixties hippie vernacular.

Astor-physicists and astronomers have never found any evidence of those particals flying through space. All of their research also shows particle movement that is about 13.7 billion years old. So, if a 'god' is doing those things its 'heaven' that can't be seen by science, and is out of its current sight, it is using/hiding things from scientists who like to learn

And yoga is bad because, why, being physically flexible is the pathway to the devil?

And I thought I'd heard them all.

I wouldn't believe that crap when I was Christian and I almost want to laugh my ass off now.

A lot of Christians think yoga is suspect or evil because of its origin in eastern religion. Particularly the charismatics and pentecostals, who often develop more of a fear of Satan than of God. Yoga and meditation and so forth are seen as Trojan horses so to speak, to open you and yours and your home to evil spirits.

I have no idea what the precious gems thing is about. I assume hey are not talking literal gemstones, but are trying to get people looking for hidden blessings in their everyday lives to get excited about. That could go either way -- it might promote positive thinking or it might promote disillusionment. In the meantime though I suspect it promotes donations, so who cares.

I do believe they like their wine a little too much. (look at the website name and you will understand the comment).

I was taught that Yoga was demonic. Actually, anything that did not point to directly to Jesus was seen as demonic.

Ahh, a Copeland and Hagan thing.

That makes me so angry.
Making false claims like that should be illegal and not covered by the
First Amendment.
Being a con artist is illegal. That scumbag should be locked up.