Lol, til I saw your photo I thought you had somehow gotten hold of my ex. He’s still listed in my phone as Satan, 5&1/2 years later. I’m glad to see it’s a lovely bat!

Ode of the Devil . . .

The devil and I make a handsome pair, together we have finesse, style and flair.
The christians are jealous, don't you see? Their god never smiles or laughs with glee!
The devil of course, may not really be, but Lucifer brings light for all to see!
As the devil roars past they frown and groan, walking in their sleep, the zombies moan.
The devil belts out a tune in his Dionysian way, they stick up their noses and turn away
They say the devil loves violence and gore, but they vote in their leaders, and fund the wars!
They say the devil is full of evil and sin, but look who it is, getting busted again.
Priests are celibate, that is true, so how do they get their rocks off when their balls are blue?
They accuse him of evil, but embrace John Birch, and who is it molesting all the children in church?
They blame the devil where they sup, he's a scapegoat whenever they fuck something up.
Evil Geezus was a piece of work you see, they claim he was a virgin at 33!
But I can't believe it once again, tell me who it was that hung out with just 12 men!
So devil's had his fill of it all and more, he's tired of being blamed and he's getting a pretty sore.
So all believers who won't let it pass, take your bull shit back and blow it out your ass!

My littlest human would LOVE Satan!!!
We regularly look at bat videos on youtube.
Last year, for her birthday, I got her a blue stuffed one.
She named her Bella.
Happy New Year!!!

I always thought Satan was FROM Florida ...

Why do bats have to be associated with Satan and evil? Bats are a very necessary and unique creature and need to be appreciated more. At least you didn't name the animal tRump!

You are definitely working that Elvira Mistress of the Dark vibe. Happy New Year to you and the bat.

Beautiful Satan. Happy New Year.

Satan is cuter and cuddlier than I imagined him to be and not a fire pit in sight. Florida is very hot though, I guess.

If you like bats you might consider looking for some 1930s American glass pieces with the La Furiste etch on them. A friend of mine sold a set of stemware to the wife of Stephen King because she thought he would like the eerie reference. [chataboutdg.com]

.....huh.

I have a visceral reaction to those mammals, since my previous house had an invasion of them one year with little critters somehow making their way down from the attic in the middle of the night and scaring the living shit out of my women (truth be told, I wasn't fond of them either). I had to take out a 401 loan and pay a guy a ridiculous amount of money to do an "exclusion", which he could only do after their breeding season, so it was an extra 6 months of nightly tension and wondering if this would be the night to hear flapping wings.

But I'm glad you're happy.

Pralina is that a stuffed bat?

That tell us how people appreciate everything you do. Glad you enjoyed your time off and now back on to saving the world again. Best wishes for the new year !!!

How ironic that Bat Lady is now in a war with the Bat Virus, COVID-19. Stay safe Hon, this world needs as many good people as possible.

Cute pic with the bat, hope you have many fun and happy travels together!

Nice picture

Actually funny.

Glad you are having fun

Nice!

I read this and immediately read SANTA. I had to read it multiple times to realize it said SATAN.

Or is SANTA SATAN?

Food for thought.

Hey pralina ! Haven't seen you in a while.. You look great with that long black hair say hello to Satan for me

Nice pic of you and the bat.

Love the photo....hope you and Satan had a ball!

Awesome

You look great. Love from snowy Colorado.