Another of life's essentials.
I wonder how our ancestors survived before the era of trade routes to far flung lands.

I may be forced to turn to toffees injected with caffeine.

@Petter Toffee Kovfefe?

@TheoryNumber3 Is that a beer?

@Petter Sounds like it, but no..... Covfefe (/kəvˈfeɪfeɪ, koʊˈfɛfeɪ/) was a misspelling of the word "coverage" made in a viral tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump, which subsequently became an internet meme. Shortly after midnight (EDT) on May 31, 2017, Trump tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe", and stopped.

Toilet paper is two sided, you know.

These vitamin bearing bars should have had mention in that great document, praising the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of chocolate.

Aaarrgh. What fiendish type of mediaeval torture be this? In truth, 'tis beyond the bounds of the great Geneva convention, which doth prohibit and outlaw, nay proscribe, such foul means of evil mental anguish.

@Petter aaaannndd, I ate it as soon as I put the groceries away.........

@AnneWimsey Cease and desist, I prithee. Pass me thy parchment and a quill, and I shall set my hand to whatever confessions thou seek, but no more of this mental cruelty, I beg of thee!!

@Petter melty bourbon-y caramel with dark chocolate containment, with a "snap" to it.......

@AnneWimsey Enough, foul witch of my mind, ere I take a knife to my bosom.

Mine are going in perishable order, but chocolate’s a daily 3 pieces ration for morale you know
(The scotch is on hold for now, in case things get really bad!).

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman in, ‘Good Omens’. People quote it as Neil, but the book was by both of them

@girlwithsmiles saw some were attributing a version of it to Larry Niven, too.

No idea myself.

@1of5 oh yes, from Lucifer’s hammer and quoted by Pratchett and Gaiman. My bad

It has indeed! We may have to request an emergency, international aid package!