A guy friend messaged me asking how I'm doing. After I asked him how he's doing as well, he said "...I'd be more content cuddling someone as adorable as you...you remind me of your mother." LOL! That is one of the weirdest things anyone has ever said to me! (just in the way he said it). What's something really random/awkward/weird someone has said to you?
Oh leaving a friend’s family gathering of about 200 and he borrowed a tow rope from his Uncle and called out loudly as we left that we’d be using it later!
I was mortified; we were mates not lovers...so embarrassed.
Well, my late uncle once told me how many times a day he masturbated,
He had pretty bad schizophrenia.