Oh leaving a friend’s family gathering of about 200 and he borrowed a tow rope from his Uncle and called out loudly as we left that we’d be using it later!
I was mortified; we were mates not lovers...so embarrassed.

There's been a lot of awkward in my life - I think I'll just smile and pass on this one...

I'm the one making awkward comments; all that matters is that I'm amused — everyone else can climb aboard this train or not. Some people may think I just have no filter, but they have absolutely no idea how much stuff I think of and don't say.

Your mother? How did you react, in that moment? lol

Well, my late uncle once told me how many times a day he masturbated,

He had pretty bad schizophrenia.

Someone out of the blue once told me I looked like Owen Wilson, and considered her comment to be a compliment. I hate being compared to movie stars, even though I like Wilson as an actor.