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Just a little quick up-date re- my Evangeloon neighbour and his 'problem' with Morona Virus.
Yesterday Evening and again this evening I became aware of some unusual chanting/ singing coming from near my home.
It got the better of me so I went outside to see what was happening, to my hilarious surprise, there in his front yard was the Evangeloon and group of a 8 of his fellow evangeloon friends, including his very ardent bible-bashing, self- appointed Preacher friend, whom I've called Pope Paulus to his face btw, amid a circle of candles.
The neighbour was kneeling on the ground, hands clasped in prayer and 'Pope Paulus' was chanting some mumbo-jumbo over him while placing his hands on my neighbour's head.
About 2 hrs later my neighbour knocked at my front door and when I unsuspectingly answered he told me that they all saw my front light come on, so he thought he'd better come and tell me that they were doing the 2nd of the 5 or more 'Laying on of Hands' to cure him of the Morona Virus infection.
He also, smilingly informed me that his Preacher and Friend Paul had offered his a "Mates Rate Deal" on the Hands ritual where it ONLY costs him $100.00A per ritual.
If $100.00 is a "Mates rates" deal, I dread to think what the full Retail Price is.
Anyone else getting the opinion that someone is getting well and truly 'fleeced' here?

Triphid 9 Mar 23
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Sorry, but that level of crazy just makes me laugh out loud.

Perhaps he should pray that his god cures him of his stupidity?

LOL. I don't think there is any cure for the studity that is him, be it Divine or otherwise.
At least his wallet is losing a bit of weight....LOL.

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Wow major scam

bobwjr Level 10 Mar 23, 2020
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Wow...didn’t realise Oz was so exciting! It’s positively dull here in Northern Ireland amongst all these Catholics & Protestants by comparison!

Hey, we can always air-frieght him over to Ireland for you, after all, we sent Ken Ham over to Kentucky didn't we....LOL.

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And this is all going on in Broken Hill!

Can’t imagine what is happening ng in Tatura sand Undera!

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What fun! I wish that my neighbors were this entertaining.

No you don't, this one is a complete PEST, a nuisance and a massive pain in the arse BIG time, he tries to convert everyone in the neighbourhood and has alienated himself from everyone around in doing so, including me.

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Sharing their ignorance, then spreading it near & far. Brilliant 😕

Varn Level 8 Mar 23, 2020
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He's infected and thought he'd better give it to you? lol
By the way, what you describe sounds more like the kind of devil worship you'd see in a movie. 😛

Nope, I was smart enough to NOT let into the house and I don't think he very impressed when I sprayed a disinfectant spray through the screen door either.
Btw, it is Morona Virus NOT CoVid19 that he firmly believes he has, I made up the 'Morona Virus' diagnosis about a week ago when he yelled out to me over the dividing fence that he thought he had CoVid 19, just as he always thinks he has everything and anything that is going around, like Measles, etc,etc.

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