I'm still here as well and since when has Sky Daddy actualy done ANYTHING at all...LOL.

@Triphid Well, he hasn't been himself since him and Satan broke up.

I most definitely would IF I could but I only have a basic digital camera, no mobile phone, ipad or whatever.

@Triphid Sounds like me

@freeofgod Yep, I dislike those bloody annoying mobile phones, etc, had one ONCE and you can't even have a quiet shit without the bloody things ringing.
As for those fancy, do aything and everything cameras, well let's not go there please.

Geez, IF I videod everyone of his manic, crazy outbursts , etc, etc, I'd probably end up with enough material to make and air the longest series of " The crazy things People do."
But unfortunately I don't have the facilities to video tape.

Nah, then he'd think I'd suddenly converted.
Tommorrow I'll just play music while I work in the front gardens, especialy the Soundtrack of Jesus Christ Superstar, the very same that he loudly proclaims to be Heresy, a "vile work of the Devil, ' "an insult to God and Jesus" and outright Blasphemy.
And then, I put in my DVD of " Life of Brian" though I won't be actually watching it but my speaker system under the shelter of the front veranda will pump it out nicely and very audibly as well.

@Triphid Yeah, and quoting Bible porn might just turn him on!

"And God sayeth unto Satan, for thee shalt wear upon thy shoulders yet again the blame and curses for that which I have wrought upon these filthy creations of mine, sucked in again Satan." LOL.

Don't really care about the Property value that much.

I think what he means that as we age, we're not gonna fucking move.
And as land values go down, so do our taxes.

@PondartIncbendog Only around here the Land Values keep going up and so do the local Council Rates and Taxes.

@Triphid Bummer. We have a senior and disabled program where the USA pays the taxes until you're gone, then they take the unpaid out.

You're telling ME?....LOL.

Oh most definitel a 100% self inflicted mental illnes.

I call them Funnymentalists!

Nah, guns are too noisy and messy, I'd prefer my 52" Mongolian Recurve Bow and my 3 edged hunting arrows IF he ever summons up enough guts to get 'aggressive.'
He's shown that, as my Dad would say, " he's like a Barber's cat, all wind and piss."

@Triphi Much quieter and accurate. I just bought a recurve after ten years. I had open heart surgery so I'm going to see if I can pull a 30 pound accurately.

@Triphid You need a recurve set up to shoot a toilet plunger.

@PondartIncbendog Hey, it IS only approx. 15 feet from my house to his front door and I can hit and kill a kangaroo with my recurve at a range of over 30 yards.

@Triphid Uh, lets see, sixty pound pull, fifteen feet,,,,,,,,,,,I'd say you need at least a two inch wooden dowel.

@Triphid Have you ever bow hunted for fish?

@Triphid Oh yea. How much does this guy weigh?

@PondartIncbendog At rough guess, about 5' 11" in height, about 10stone in weight.
About the same as an average sized Red Kangaroo buck but nowhere near as fast or ferocious as one though.

@Triphid Ten stone, ok, to the rest of the civilized world that would be how many pounds or kgs?

@PondartIncbendog Use imported Mongolian arrows, specially made for me and the bow.

@PondartIncbendog Yeah, tried it a few years back WHEN we actually had water running in the river about 100 kilometres from where I live. European Carp were my mine targets though, did get a few Silver perch and a Murray Cod as well though.

@Triphid So, what kind of warrior doesn't have a trebouche? Got any spare bowling balls?

@PondartIncbendog 10 stone, approx. 140 pounds at a guess.

@Triphid Perch are nice for a fight with light gear. We catch perch off the breakwater in the range of fifteen inches. I have torn up three reels before I bought a nice one.

@Triphid So, what pull is your bow? About three stone?

@PondartIncbendog About an 80 pound pull strain if I remember correctly.

@Triphid Ok, then what happened to your "stones"?

@PondartIncbendog Well, stones is the old system of weights, etc, we now use Metric over here but I do slip back to the old ways from time to time.

'Evangeloon' - term referring to a rampant, rabid, Gospel spouting, know it all, know nothing, arse-wipe of a self-appointed preacher, etc, of ANY bullshit belief, especially Xrstianity.

Imho, no they SHOULD NOT be allowed or permitted to go about spreading their lunacies.

I'd reckon even the worst Mental Institutions would reject him out of hand.

@Triphid LMAO!!! I feel bad for you, having to listen to his bullshit!

@MichelleGar1 Yeah but at least it is, sometimes a change from the rubbish we get on television....LOL.

@Triphid True! At least you're entertained by the humor spewing out of him! Lol

And you're not kidding, I've had him as a neighbour for over 5 years now.

@Triphid you be a tough, patient man....a billion and seventeen kudos

@HankSherman Thanks for the kudos, but I stick by my guns because, mainly, I was living in my house well before he arrived in his and I'm not moving out unless they take me away feet first out the door in a body-bag.