Q) How can you tell when Donald Trump is lying?
A) His lips are moving.
There's an acronym for that! HMIM, His Mouth Is Moving
So of course the DNC decides to strongarm to the front of the line a candidate with his own penchant for lying about his record.
WTF?!?
Heckuva job, Establishment Dems.
[sigh]
The correct answer is both A and B. B) he's typing on Twitter.
C) Tells the truth all the time.
D) Mostly tells the truth.
E) None of the above.
Err, perhaps you should include.
F) Wouldn't know the truth even if it jumped up and bit him on the arse.
What do you get when you cross a narcissist asshole, an electoral college, and an electorate 35% comprised of complete fucking idiots?
The end of a democracy.
I guess mine wasn't funny. Just sad and true.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pile of cowshit?
No, I'm really asking because I don't know.
None really except that cowshit eventually dries, stops stinking and blows away.
That's what LBJ used to say about Nixon back in the 60s... There's a reason Nixon was called Tricky Dick...
I think we Aussies have said that about at least 99% of our politicians as well.
@Triphid Lots of people badmouth cynicism about pols, but I think of it more as realism and a sign of being able to think critically..
Yeah, but people didn't know he was a fraud when he was elected. He wanted a single payer system. Until he found out he could make money...
I thought it was "politician" but trump is the avatar of that group.
Q) What should you ALWAYS do both before and after shaking hands with a Politician?
A) Count your fingers.
I honestly don't trust ANY politician anymore. ALL are crooked to some degree. Some are just world class d bags.
@TheGreatShadow Haven’t met enough, got to work with them, their families … and witness the tremendous sacrifices for the good of their community.. Too often, the good ones lose, leaving those who, at best, should receive only one term. But not all are evil, and I've had the privilege to know many of them..