How many of you curse like a sailor?
When I do my religious mother gets
offended. So I’m using new cursing words
out of the handmaids tale.
Blessed be the fruit or blessed be.
Any new curse word suggestions?
"Mercy Maude!" my mother exclaimed. That's as close as she got to swearing.
My mom rarely swore either ,if she did she was exceptionly angry and when a fiery redhead gets that way head for the door lol
The Quebecers and the French Canadians, we have a strange way to swear. Instead of your typical trip below the waste, we take words from the Roman Catholic vocabulary and we tweak them in our local accent. Bang your bare toes on a bed leg and it just pours out: ostie, câlisse, sacrament, tabarnak, calvaire, crisse, batinse.
Those words can be tweaked and used as common names, adjectives, verbs or adverbs so that someone very pissed off can make entire sentences only with curses. "Mon ostie de tabarnak m'a t'en câlisser une sacrament!"
When we travel down south, the latin americans call us "los tabarnacos"!
Living in Ontario i have quite a few of these words wit Tabarnak being the most common one
"Bad word!" I try to say.
"Fu-k!," I mutter when a hiking trail is too steep to walk safely. "Kathleen, I heard that!" Karen chides. "My cursing is aimed at this trail, not YOU," I reply merrily.
good point
Any of the British or Australian curse words will do. They just seem more fun.
Want a few 'choice Aussie "phrases?
Try these on for size then and sorry if they may 'offend' the ladies, etc, here,
Dogs balls, sheep shit, arse-wipe, Mickey Drippings, Frog shit, S.F.B. ( Shit for Brains), Limp dick, Mudguard (shiny on top, shit underneath), as useful as a Woolworths Watch, too many 'roos loose in the top paddock, Mega Fugley ( hideously ugly), face like a busted arse-hole, Dip-shit, Thick as a Brick, as useless as Tits on a Bull, Dag, Maggot, Blowfly turd, Spat up against the Fence and hatched out by the sun, Slow-working Dope, Snag Tugger ( Wanker), Knob-flogger (Wanker) and those are just for starters.
hope you like them.
Only when I'm angry or triggered by some religious person lol.
What the fuck is a gawd ? Dammit. Where in holy hell is this alleged fucked up gawd thing of yours ?