Agnostics, Atheists, Heathens, Pagans, Unbelievers, Sceptics and Non-Christians be aware, be VERY aware.
For, according to the neighbourhood Evangelooneytune, who unfortunately for me accosted just as I was leaving home to get my Sunday paper, it was revealed to him in dream, no less, last night that "as he is now the Prophet appointed by Jesus he must inform ALL that Jesus WILL be return on Monday, February 29th. of this year and He shall judge us all, the Gates to Hell shall torn wide open and into the Eternal Fires we shall be cast."
Well, I for one will NOT be holding my breath since this IS the year 2021, it IS NOT a Leap Year hence there will be NO February, 29th either this year or the next.
I guess neither him nor Jeebus Chrust can read a calender then....LOL.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Sitting where my computer is and looking through the window it seemingly occurs to me that it either may be a mere coincidence or, may be not, BUT at least 3 times every day of EVERY week since Evangelooneytune has been back in town, the local Policedo very slow 'crawl-bys' of his house only.
I've lived in the same house since 1997 and we've NEVER had this happen so often or regularly before.
Normally, our local 'Bobbies" ( Police) ONLY do regular patrols and 'crawl-bys' in the somewhat less than 'reputable' areas of town and the Business districts, so I'm kind of wondering Is there something about Evangelooneytune that they know that we are unaware of?
Triphid
Level 9
Jan 25, 2021
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You do have to admit that if he came on February 29 this year it would be a miracle. "Hey! Who added a day on my calendar?"
Zippypinhead57
Level 5
Jan 25, 2021
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Wow sounds like he's got plans. 
Please stay away from the dude. Sounds like a nutjob if he is starting to believe the delusions that have very specific upcoming dates, real or not.
That might be his way of saying I'm gonna go out in style come feb 28 midnight - and you're invited to the party.
MakeItGood
Level 7
Jan 24, 2021
0
No need for anyone to be concerned about Evangelooneytune imo.
No joking here but this bloke is so intelligent he has TO call in a friend to change a light bulb for him, he's still trying to figure out WHY his 22 Solar Panels don't produce electricity at night, why his car battery goes flat every so often when he parks it and leaves the lights on and that mixing 2 stroke fuel, for his Stihl brand Quick-cut Saw, that the ratio of 25:1 actually 25 mls of of 2 stroke oil to 1 litre of Petrol and NOT the reverse.
Jeez Louise, If brains were cotton wool he'd hard pressed to find enough to knit a pair of socks for a canary.
Give the guy a break. All this just because he doesn't know something.
waitingforgodo
Level 8
Jan 24, 2021
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I can’t . I have scheduled for my dragon to get his bath that day . It’s a long process and takes 6 of us to bathe him and 6 more to file down his nails .
I need to do his annual nostrils cleaning too that day , lately his flames are weak and not colorful .
Jesus will have to wait as far as I care .
I am sure he ll die again in a week or so and start allover in 3 days and rest of drama anyways . With Easter around the corner after february ( 28 or 29 small details ), churches are not going to miss that revenue .
Pass the basket , jesus has risen .
So and my dragon . Got to go . Good to see u T .
Tell your neighbor I will love to meet him . On a Monday if possible ? That’s when my dragon gets fed . Send him over . I got your back and u will not see his ever again 
Pralina1
Level 9
Jan 24, 2021
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Boy aren't you full of piss and vinegar tonight! You go girl.
Thanks.
That was fun.
Was he one of those that predicted a Trump victory
abyers1970
Level 7
Jan 23, 2021
3
Will he be armed???
CourtJester
Level 7
Jan 23, 2021
0
A yes, that Monday would be St. David's Day. Perhaps he should go and sing at an eisteddfod in Wales that day, but then again that would amount to cruel and unusual punishment of all Welsh people.
anglophone
Level 9
Jan 23, 2021
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Ah yeah, here we go again....yawn........
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Jan 23, 2021
2
Payback time today, dug out a cd with a copy of the " Their coming to take me away," on it, charged up the batteries for the portable cd player and fully intend to set it up acing in the direction of his and play the song on repeat for the whole morning.
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