Problem solved LOL.
Had a local not-so-Handyman homeowner from the next block up from my house ask me for a solution to his dilemma.
NOT the Evangeloon Idiot next door btw.
That 'dilemma" being, " I've got nothing I can use to punch nail holes in the sheets of corrugated iron I'm using to finish putting the roof back on my house, what can you suggest?"
A bit of quick thinking and, voila, up jumped the solution.
I simply told him to go to the nearest Hardware Shop and BUY a carton of Ready Made Nail-holes to suit the nails/screws he plans on using."
Jeez Louise, ARE there such dopey people in the rest of this world REALLY.
I mean, a hammer WILL drive the point of the nail through the sheeting, and self tapping screws will DRILL their own way through the sheeting.