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Up-date Re-Problem solved.
Not so 'bright' Homeowner handyman arrived at my door about 30 minutes ago, seemingly a bit on the upset side since upon opening the carton of nail holes he requested from the Hardware Shop he found it was completely empty.
He raved on that he'd been ripped off and intended to lodge a complaint with the Manager, so I asked a simple question.
"What is a hole, ANY hole?"
He looked at me with a puzzled look and then replied, "Er, a hole is nothing, it doesn't have anything in it."
"Can you actually SEE a hole IF it has nothing around it show you that it IS a hole," I asked him.
He scratched his head, thought for a while and replied, " No, I don't think so, but how am I going to pick up one those holes and use it if I can't see it?"
"You believe in God don't you, so can you see God is that correct?" I asked him.
" No, no-one can see God but we know he is there, why do you ask?"
" Because, IF you can't see God but KNOW that he is there then doesn't the same apply to this box of holes, you can't see them but they MUST be there anyway, am I not right?" I replied.
A big smile came across his face and he said, " Oh yeah, you're right, the holes must be in the box, sorry I bothered you, I hope you'll forgive me, I'll go back and get started on the roof now."

Triphid 9 Jan 29
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And these people vote, & reproduce....

Yeah, makes me wonder how his Wedding night went some times....LOL.
Perhaps his 'missus' knows a bit more than he does since they do have 4 kids, 3 Grandkids and a Greatgrandchild on the way at present.

@Triphid Figures.

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Cute,but maybe not fair...? He obviously needs "handicap" points!

"Not fair," you reckon?
This IS the same bloke who installed his rainwater tank WITH its base at the same level as his house roof so he could get better water pressure from it about 4 weeks ago and is now wondering why his gutters are overflowing into his roof space whenever it rains, yeah, not fair...LOL.

@Triphid I meant the severe disparity in IQ & coping skills....

@AnneWimsey Sadly, he is one of those Know it all but really knows very little types.

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