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Christ has risen 😊

girlwithsmiles 8 Mar 11
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The Last Supper!!

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It stopped making sense to me a few years ago. One big clue is the scriptures that declare "without the shedding of blood there is no repentance."

But that would be Old Testament wouldn’t it. My parent’s version of the bible comes with the following provisos: the Old Testament is out of date. Everything in the bible is a story put their to teach us something, it was never meant to be literal. British Christians are true spin doctors.

@girlwithsmiles The bible itself is out of date and its followers today just keep on making things up.

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Oh no! Christ is a RAISIN!

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LOL, the "DEAD Jew on a Stick" Lollipop/Ice Block should sell well come Easter, I reckon it would be a great hit with the SUCKERS of the Chrustian Faith.

@Triphid I’m thinking about making a T shirt out of it. 2 years ago in North Carolina, USA I got a few real funny looks from wearing the one on the right.

You might get more than looks if you make up the one on the left. I’m guessing some might take offence and feel the need to step in and defend their all powerful omnipresent God’s honour πŸ˜‰ be careful these plonkers have no reason.

@girlwithsmiles I’m not intimidated by these clowns. When it comes down to it, I can survive where these people come from. I live in Queens, one of the five boroughs of NYC, and this is a very diverse area of many nationalities and languages, they would not be able to survive here.

I have met 5 people from friends and relatives who came from southern states like Oklahoma, Tennessee, Louisiana, Georgia and North Carolina. All of them had relocated back to their original states within 5 years.

@CuddyCruiser awesome, Queens is in a lot of movies, Coming to America is probably the first I saw to feature it as I was still a kid πŸ™‚ Well you know yourself, enjoy πŸ˜‰ good to know you’ll stay safe 😊

@girlwithsmiles That was also filmed in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn, not far from where the movie β€œSerpico” was filmed. Btw most of my fave rock bands come from the UK!!

@CuddyCruiser cool. Who’s that then?

@girlwithsmiles He was a famous NYC Police Officer who was shot in the face from being set up by other cops because of him reporting corruption.

@CuddyCruiser um, I meant the rock band. But I didn’t know about, β€˜Serpico’ yuck!

@girlwithsmiles LOL sorry β€˜bout that!! Bands like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, MotΓΆrhead.

@CuddyCruiser no worries, yes we do have some cool bands, but you guys reciprocate with L7, Pearl Jam, Anthrax and Whitesnake πŸ˜‰

@girlwithsmiles Sure!! Pearl Jam Is a cool band. 90s style grunge. Funny you mention Anthrax........Guitarist Scott Ian grew up not far from me here in Queens, went to Bayside Hgh School. I liked some 70s era Whitesnake.

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This is exquisite. Thanks.

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Unleavened.

That was my first response, but I don’t know much about Levi πŸ˜‰

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Ah so that is WHY they hung him out on a cross for the day, everyone knows that to make dough rise it needs to left in the warmth to get it started.
Which begs the question here, Was J.C. ' Levi-ned ' or Un-Levi-ned bread ?....LOL.

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ha well going to a "priest" was obv the first mistake lol, why ask the decieved anything?

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So, if we eat the bread - or body of Christ - how much of him is left after millions of Christians have eaten from that body? Kind of reminds me of the Star Trek Next Generation episode where Troi is a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting in Data's dream.

Well there’s an episode to look forwards to 😊

LMMFAO!!

@CuddyCruiser The decision making jpg is priceless! I'm stealing that!

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