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It is said that the way to a mans heart is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty. Is the statement accurate ? Men and women are welcome to reply.

VAL3941 8 Apr 16
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Level 6

From my experience, yes. I have been in a relationship for almost 11 years and I know how to keep him happy, it's pretty simple. ?

Glad to hear and thanks for the feedback.
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Level 7

I'm not touching this one. ?

Coward, could be interesting ?

@VAL3941 Or...cause for an indictment!🙂

@jorj yeah, I kinda typically stay out of these conversations.

@jorj thanks, that is the whole idea of the post.
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Level 2

Why is there so much freely given advice on the way to a man's heart, but I've never seen a statement similar to that for the way to a woman's heart?

A credit card with unendable funds, perhaps. Every man knows that.

Women are swayed by chemistry, and no amount of advice can help a guy with the wrong chemistry, except, "Find someone else."

@EdEarl Men don't follow chemistry?

Otoh can't deny your statement, all but one of my long term relationships involved sparks.

@Qualia Obviously I cannot speak for all men. Personally, I'm strongly attracted by vision, but I suppose we can include that in chemistry.

To paraphrase Anna Karenina, there are as many ways to a woman's heart as there are hearts. Just sayin'.

Tis easy...just make her the center of your universe.

Women are just to damn complex...they know where their heart is but damned if they are going to let you know how to get to it, unless they want you to.
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Level 9

That is a false statement. The way to a man's heart is directly through his chest.
Everybody knows that.

Yeah, so the say if you were a doctor.

@FortyTwo That's quite true. However, it really does depend on what you've got on hand for "tools". 😉

Damn ! I can't keep up with you guys.
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Level 8

Ahhh, certainly contentment, at least for an afternoon.
had food, been laid, now sleep.

Good on you mate !
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Level 7

Might have some truth to it if he's missing a brain or can't cook.

Well said ! Lol
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Level 8

The Mosuo culture of China is matriarchial. Men and women do not live together, even if they have a long term relationship. Both men and women typically live with mother's extended family. Men may visit their sweetheart at night, if she allows him. In this culture, the women may do what they like with a man. Her extended family helps with her children, and he helps with his nieces and nephews.

Sounds crazy to me ?
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Level 7

The first time I got married I married a boy. Within the first year I realized my mistake and the second time I married a man. Huge difference. If I had wanted to be a mom I would have started from scratch not adopted by marriage. Everyman should be able to take care of himself, cook clean, pay bills and raise children equally. I'm not into spoiling people or being spoiled.
I know that's not very traditional. I'm very independent and love it when my partner is the same.

So whdn it comes to balls, he must Masturbate ???

Consent is a 2 way street. No reason a man should be more important than a woman.

If truth be told a women is infinitely more important and productive than a man.
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Level 9

We are simple beasts. Waiting on more comments on this post.......Could be good ....

I sure they will be as is the 1st reply.
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Level 9

I agree with the assessment that your post says you are a wise-ass kid without a sense of taste and a strong tendency toward machismo.

Who's assessment ? Whoever did not have to comment on the post.
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Level 8

If that's true, I have no heart.

Something keeps the blood pumping ?

@VAL3941, that's the other 'heart'.

@Condor5 So which one did you think the post was refering too ? Lol

@VAL3941, yes.

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Level 9

That may be enough for some men, but not for me.

So what mire do you want ?

@VAL3941 An intelligent, caring and sharing relationship in every sense. I am not an unintelligent animal who screws, eats, belches, and scratches his ass end genitals in public.

You missed the point of this entirely, sorry.

@OnaM Sorrybyou feel that way !

@OnaM ohferpetessake lighten up...he didn't even invent the saying, it has been around since forever!

@OnaM it is uptight humorless women like you that make it all uphill for the rest of us! How is it you can hurl insults at VAL3941, but nobody can point out that you have no sense of humor, you go ballistic on a "fellow woman" Hypocrite to the max!
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Level 8

I seem to find the men who want nothing more than a receptacle into which to pour themselves. In my experience, all you have to do is listen to them.

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Level 9

Many things said... have no longer meaning in today's society... I will like to believe I am more complex than that. Let them be moving forward.

Needs intellegence to move forward .

@VAL3941 following sayings don't give much to work with, I will say that was one of them. Sex and Dinner never been enough to keep me. More Complex than that.

@GipsyOfNewSpain These post make ys laugh though. That was the whole point. ( smile )

@VAL3941 smile back at ya!

@GipsyOfNewSpain Appreciated.
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Level 7

Not for me. Or rather, I should say.. while they are things that make me happy... they are not what I value above all else. For me, it's what I call "sparkiness"... seeing the world in a way that I hadn't seen before, an energetic enthusiasm for life, an intelligent and unique sense of humor... general ebullience paired with interest in others. That's what draws my ardor.

But what pkeases him ??

@VAL941 I am him. I was answering the question, which is not specifically about "pleasing". Abundant sex and food creates a kind of complacent comfort... but it is not the key to my heart. For my heart to get involved, another quality must be present.

Agreed but not an easy quest in this day and age. Too many self centred persons around.
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Level 1

My young wife has neglected to empty my balls. It's quite a predicament when you're in a lifelong commitment. I'd personally forgo a full stomach in order to get an empty ball anyday.

Level 1 Apr 5, 2023
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Level 6

I love food and banging and booze, but I'm not going to fall in love with someone because they do any of those things particularly well.

So you use it before you lose it ??

@VAL3941 It doesn't last forever, so why not? I'm a realist and I'm getting closer to not further away from pension. Might as well go out with a bang or two of three.

@ArthurPhillips I am already there. Life will get mor interesting for you from here on out.
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Level 3

My mothere said it was .....stomach full and glands empty.

I am younger than your mother. Lol
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Level 5

I know a way out of my heart is some static expectations. Any dude I was with would have the same distaste for it. I need more random than expected to be in the kitchen or performing in some other way all the time. I need a guy that would find that dynamic only boring AF as well.

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Level 9

Stomach yes, balls no.

Balls are more interesting ???

@OnaM true, but you must admitt these posts make us laugh .?
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Level 8

I Training!

Coldo Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Did you kearn anything ?
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