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Good one from my mentor, Bill Maher;

Robecology 9 Apr 28
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Level 8

Wouldn't it be funny if you got the virgins ad discover that you don't have a penis in the afterlife?

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Level 9

I don't get the why virgins are considered to be so desirable. I mean a virgin wouldn't know what to do or how to please well. Nothing beats experience.

Try to comprehend the extremist Islamic male. Any girl who shows any sign of womanhood is impregnated...so they literally have no "virgins" in their lives. Empathize.

Free of STDs. & its about procreating with the guarantee that the DNA is not another male's.

@Mooolah Well that ius just it. Even it is is another man's DNA you can still raise a kid as your own.
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Level 9

What if it was 72 raisins?

I'll try to let you know....
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Level 8

nope just promises 72 virgins not the sex of the virgin. With any luck it would be 73 dudes in the afterlife wondering whats going on.

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Level 8

Oh, bugger...

Ryo1 Level 8 Apr 28, 2021
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Level 7

What should anti-vaxxer parents whose plague rat kids contract and spread measles receive as a reward in Maher’s enlightened view?

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Level 8

As far as I know the Koran does not mention why they are virgins or how old they are! 😀

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Level 7

Wasn't this essentially what helped fly the planes into the buildings??

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Level 8

He has a point, but if you're that stupid, cheeses 🙄

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Level 8

Yeah, that's pretty low. Because most stupid True Believers aren't aware that, in the spiritual state, they won't have a dick anyway.

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Level 9

I would never advocate for islam, or any religion, especially Abrahanic ones, however the vast majority of "Islamic scholars" don't buy into the 72 virgins bit as it is from a lesser hadith. Some have even translated that to mean grapes, not virgins, much like the xtion belief in virgin birth could still be translated from the early texts as young maiden.

I still give the joke a 🤣🤣🤣
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