Personally, a shawl-neck tuxedo on a man is more attractive to me, but a kilt could be fun. But the bagpipes? No. Absolutely, no.

I've heard about this kink before.

There is even a song for this.

In some parts of the world that could be dangerous.
In Alabama you could get shot for wearing a kilt.

We shot him for wearing a dress.
That's a kilt.
Right, we kilt him for wearing a dress.

Meanwhile in California bagpipe players could be arrested for cruelty to cats, since it sound's like you're skinning live cats.

If I ever get a boyfriend for the reasons people want boyfriends I'll have him naked, and playing a theremin.

I could do the kilt, but people would swear I was doing nasty things to an octopus with the bagpipes

At least you have narrowed the field. It leaves me out. I hate bagpipes and my legs are too skinny for a skirt.

Well,,,,,,he could wear a bagpipe and play a kilt?

I do not mid the kilt, whether or not there is anything under it. The bagpipes would be another thing as I have heard them, like them, but one would not want to be within earshot if I were to attempt playing them. So I guess I am out of contention, besides I am married.

While we're dreaming I think I'll specify a green instead of a red tarten and green eyes to match. Of course red hair turned to strawberry blonde because of the gray would complete the package. I've been hoping my last fling would also have a ponytail.

I have long said that any man's hotness (even if he is otherwise not so hot) goes up when he is wearing a kilt...then I saw Donald tRump Jr wearing one and realized that I was wrong.

Good for you!

Pass