Oh bummer, just went out to feed the feathered hordes and saw Jesus Jockey Evangelidiot is packing his car.
Curiosity got the better of me so I asked nicely if he was leaving town for good.
The answer came back a No, unfortunately, but he explained, quote, "I'm going down to South Australia to help a friend who is building a new house, he needs a qualified Stone Mason because he's building entirely out of locally sourced stone, I should be away for around 6-8 months and I've arranged for my friend from Lithgow to come over and look after my house while I'm gone."
6-8 months without Evangelidiot started to look absolutely fantastic UNTIL he mention his "friend (???)" from Lithgow coming to take his place.
When it comes to absolute NUT-CASES this guy takes the cake, the cake-dish and everything else as well.
Last time he was out here we had him wandering up and down the road preaching and singing hymns, IF he found you out in your front yard he'd start reading passages from the buybull to you over the fence, you could SMELL coming from at least a hundred yards away if he was up-wind of you, got himself banned from EVERY corner shop, business house and Supermarket in the town, the 2 schools in this area had to put Restraining Orders into action because he would go onto school grounds and start preaching to the littlest kids in the school, mostly young girls btw.
So I guess I'll be buying myself a couple of those squirt-gun things kids have these days, filling them with a mixture of dish-washing liquid, water, anti-septic and the juice from a few, maybe 5 or 6, capsicums for good measure.
And yes, I know how that Capsicum juice is the MAIN active ingredient in Pepper Sprays.
But it also does a wonderful job of keeping undesirable pests away as well.