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. God can't exist because of Eric The God-Eating Magic Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat God. So, if God exists, he automatically gets eaten, digested, and ends up being just a pile of turds after being shit out of Eric's ass. Unless you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, God doesn't exist. Even if you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, that same proof will also be applicable to God. There are only two possibilities - either you can prove that Eric doesn't exist or you can't - in both cases it logically follows that if ever God existed, he is now just a pile of turds.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The Eric the God-Eating Penguin argument is good for those who believe that others not 'disproving' god means that god must exist.
If that argument is true for god, how can it not be true for Eric? So the christians have to find a way to 'disprove' Eric.
ToakReon
Level 8
May 5, 2022
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I think I may have to "borrow" this!
SkagwayKim
Level 7
May 1, 2022
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Feel free to do so . . .
First you have to prove eric is real, before you can say it ate god.
xenoview
Level 8
Apr 30, 2022
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Interestingly, one can assert that Eric indeed ate god, and, that you yourself may have even proven it. However, I am withholding vital information if I am to make that claim strictly as stated above. But yes indeed, it can be proven that Eric ate god, but only in the minds of those who imagined it, did it become a reality in their imagination . . . . Damn, there is always a loophole . . . . and since this topic is in the realm of humor, our requirements for any proof beyond all this bull shit are pretty lax. But if you wish to make an independent study of it, have at it . . .
@Archeus_Lore I have a lack of belief that eric and god exist.
@xenoview And you are very welcome to have it . . . you are in the right place on agnostic.com
Sounds good but, and try NOT to take this the wrong way, BUT penguins, just like most animals do NOT have an ass or asses, those things are animals in themselves, they actually do have ARSES.
You see the point, One can BEHAVE like an Ass, one can make an Ass of themselves but most living creatures need an ARSE from which shit and huans also have a habit, well some at least, of both having an arse and being one at exactly the same time.
Triphid
Level 9
Apr 30, 2022
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"Posts Silly, Random & Fun" WTF? This is a humor and bull shit category, and you want to start calling posters out on it? OK . . . . eat your words. They will taste good, I promise. Then shit them out, just like Eric did, and they should look just like the god Eric shit out . . . I'll grant you the premise that perhaps you are speaking of endemic usage, but general usage is unambiguous.
@Archeus_Lore Aw did I upset poor little diddums simply by pointing the FACT that most animals, HUMANS included have ARSES from which they defecate (shit) and ASSES are animals that also have ARSES.
Plus I made to point that HUMANS do have an ARSE BUT often they also make ARSES of themselves as well, is that not a FACT and a True one as well.
So, may one ask, WHERE exactly is your problem, IS it because a mere lowly Australian made a salient point in regards to your humorous comment?
Or is that mayhap your jock-strap may be a wee bit tight on you today?
Oh, dear me, just checked and discovered that you are from Texarse, that explains a whole lot me now.
Psst, FYI I prefer the Collins- Oxford Dictionary personally, after all, it is and was one of the ORIGINAL ENGLISH dictionaries and the American version was derived from the Original English to start with, ergo, American Engluish is, imo, little more than the offspring created out of wedlock, i.e. the bastard child of English English.
@Triphid Sorry to disappoint you, but I was never "upset", and, given that this is a humor thread, I have posted long enough to not bother to get upset by boring trolls who like to troll for trouble, but I will exercise my power to banish you from it, and all the rest of my threads, given your:
Lack of awareness with regard to the thread type and inappropriate response to it.
General attitude and quick jump to unfounded conclusions. (I am not originally from Texas, I am from Michigan, I am not "upset", and I do not own a "jock strap", )
Precipitous resort to Ad hominem, as opposed to humor.
Given your arrogant attitude, I think maybe when Eric finds you, he will eat you too, because he would assume you thought of yourself as perfect, and therefore, you will eventually join all the other arrogant fools and become a huge, smelly, pile of turds.
As I am sure you know an "ass " is a Americanism for "arse" but it gets confusing when you you say an "ass" the animal has an "ass". It could mean that it has an offspring and the offspring has an offspring and so on to ad finitum
Wouldn't it be possible for Eric to hunt god but never capture and eat her? Just playing devil's advocate
Flyingsaucesir
Level 8
Apr 30, 2022
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You can't be the devil's advocate if the devil does not exist, and Eric already ate the devil and shit him out too!
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