Agnostic.com
  1. Agnostic
  2. Posts
  3. General & Hellos

8 16

So much for this COVID pandemic keeping the religious Christfools from going door knocking. Heard someone opening my front gate that leads the path to the front door, went to check and there is this dude standing there simpering smile and all.
I took look and said, " You're from some religious mob and your selling religion aren't you?"
His response was, " Yes, I am doing Gods work, how did you know?"
"Easy," I replied, "dead easy, I just looked into your eyes and could see the inside of the back of your skull, it's a dead give-away when it comes to you bible-bashers."
Hmm, no sense of decency, etc, with that , he just shrugged his shoulders, turned around and stormed off out through the gate.

#religious #religion #god
Triphid 9 May 2
Share
Submit

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

8 comments

Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.

1

Level 9

Most of them have given up on me. Even the JW's don't come around much now coz my relatives of that elk are dead. Baptists do come by sometimes and want me to look at the trees. That does not prove your bibble Sybel.

I think the same has finally occurred to the Sevos ( Seventh Day Adventists) and the Morons ( the Mormons) but those JeHo seem to be so much thicker between the ears somehow.
2

Level 8

I think our house is tagged as the Jew House. I haven’t seen a JW in 20 years or more.

Odd and strangely funny how the Christfools HATE the Jews CLAIMING it was they who executed their mythological Jeebus BUT in all Truth, if one elects to believe the myth that is, it was the Roman Governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate ( who was never in the Middle East btw) who ORDERED the Execution by crucifixion and NOT the Head of the Temple and Leader of the Jewish Faith.

@David1955 Funny thing though that it was recorded at the 3 Councils at Nicaea that at least 70% of those being self-appointed Bishops claimed lineage going back to Judea and Jesus himself yet they set about when dictating the entire bible, sans the first 5 books of the Old Testament, the Jews/Hebrews and literally aligning themselves with the Rome completely, the very nation, Empire and Armies that they so loudly proclaimed were " enslaving them."
Btw, there were actually 3 Councils held at Nicaea all under the auspices of the 80 plus self-appointed Bishops and Roman and still Pagan Emperor Constantine, who, btw, remained a staunch PAGAN even unto the very moment of his death when a self-appointed stepped in and, post-mortem, christened him.
2

Level 7

I have noticed they have stopped coming around here some years back. It used to be the Jehovah's Witnesses here. Maybe the discussions they wanted so badly didn't go quite the way they wanted. You sure put that guy in his place AND at least he was smart enough to know there was nothing he could say that would sway you.

Haven’t had the around here for ages. Even back when they were circulating they rarely came to my door. Maybe my house puts out an Atheist vibe!
4

Level 9

You do attract them.

Nah, they've come out hiding from COVID and are back doing the round so I've been told.
3

Level 8

I will not argue with an idiot. It has been said, "To do so, someone may come along and not know which is which." It has been ages since one has been at my door. They are all the same--- the books and pamphlets in hand; the wilted, sophistic, generic leer on their pie. Without saying a word, I quietly closed the door.

Show me where I argued/debated, I just told the dip-shit how I recognised that he was selling religion.

@Triphid I said nothing about, YOU! In an earlier time, I have probably told them to, "Get the fuck off the property."

@Diogenes Fair enough, I seem to have jumped to a conclusion, my apologies.

@Triphid Ya, have a good day! Be pleased, lucky you! But I admit, I ONLY make a million 'misteaks' a day! Trying to cut down!

@Diogenes No Wuckin' Forries there friend, Oh that is in Aussie lingo so to decode just juxtapose the letters W and F to get the REAL meaning Aussie style of course.
Oh and have a Good 'Un as well.
3

Level 8

I just tell them to go away in a not very polite manner and to make sure the gate is shut when they leave.

YES!

Normally, I do the same and add, " Don't let your arse hit my gate on your way out".
2

Level 8

Easy came and easy left. lol

Betty Level 8 May 3, 2022
Reply
4

Level 9

"Come inside and convince me that your god exists. You will remain inside until you have succeeded in convincing me. I charge $250/day for board and lodging."

Oh I would do it for free, and with the maximum of charm. I know who would emerge at the end of the week with their world view changed. Unfortunately they have black listed me and don't come anymore.

There goes another get rich scheme down the drain. lol

Blimey you're cheap Mate LOL, I have a sign that sates that I charge $50 per minute, Cash in Advance.
Write Comment

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

Share this post

Copy Link

Related Groups More

Memes R Us
3036 members

Categories

You can include a link to this post in your posts and comments by including the text q:664052
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.