If you could travel back in time and alter any one historical event, what would it be?
The burning of the Library at Alexandria.
Not sure how to stop this alone, and for good, besides take everything.
I would travel back to the last time someone posted this question here. (-:
I would change the orbit of the so called dinosaur killer asteroid 65 million years ago so it will miss the Earth.
Why? Just to see if the dinos would develop true intelligence or just evolve into birds anyway.
Go and have a good chat with myself at 11 years old, change my own life for the better. There are too many variables the further you go back and I wouldn't want to be responsible for them.
Were you really foolish at 11 years old? Would it really have been better, or merely different?
It would have to be something to do with Columbus not being born.
Cristobal Colon (alias Christopher Columbus) was way behind the Vikings and only slightly ahead of others who wished to sail ever more Westwards. He, an Italian, was lucky in that the Catholic Monarchs of Spain gave him three (cheap) ships as a sort of venture capital excercise. The deaths of so many South Americans was not mass slaughter by force of arms - it was susceptibility to the common cold!
@Petter Umm... My apologies. That is not correct. I've seen some of his own surviving documents an he personally sanctioned the slaughters. Then there is the records from merchants who explicitly speak about training the peasants to be more gentle to the Arawacks because the "die too easily". The law was that for each European killed by the natives, the colonizers will kill 100 of them. The deaths by decease just made the genocide that much quicker. The main culprit was their slaughter.
just go back and smash the rudders off all those ships like three weeks in, and there you go.
@Elsantoasauro Interesting.
If I could I wouldn't. If I had to I'd ensure Hitler was accepted into art school.
The burning of the library of Alexandria. Or maybe silence Augustine of Hippo.
Kill Constantine and the Christian Church never unifys under one book.
Kill the profit Mohammad
Cause the destruction of Russia to stop the arms race!
Interesting use of language, but wouldn't one say that L Ron Hubbard was a greater profit, along with present day Televangelists and the mediaeval Catholic church?
Without the influence of Christianity, Muhammad's religion would have been significantly different. A lot of stories in the Qur'an are just retelling of Jewish and Christian mythology.
I would go back to just before the scientist put me in the machine, and slap the shit out of him. "DON'T MESS WITH TIME, FUCKER." Time travel is dangerous. ?
I already have, a lot of them, you wouldn't believe what I changed for the better.
Recommended novel on this subject - Making History by Stephen Fry [en.wikipedia.org]
Sounds interesting. I guess Hitler is the obvious choice for many.
I would go back and stop the evolution of apes into humans.
Honestly, I believe the earth would be a better place if there were no humans on it.
Restrain the evolution of our last common link with chimps, and instead "help" the closest linked we have with Bonobos. Bonobos are a lot more chill than chimps. We may turn out better with some of their conflict resolving instincts. ?
i wonder at statements like this.
shoot hitler's dad in the balls.
shoot philip of macedonia in the balls
shoot joe stalin's grandpa in the balls.
its a hard pick. i can't decide. maybe not shoot em, that might kill em and really change shit. Maybe just give em a phenobarb shot and an xray blast to the nards would hook it up.
Phil would get rid of Alexander the Great
hitler and joe would alter stuff significantly, in favor of not killing millions of people
honorable mention to madam blatavatsky, eugen fisher, and ayn rand, who i would either whack as kids before they can write, or take them back to pre civilization times and leave them there.
recommend either me or someone else definitely whack shiro ishii. right after signing the Geneva convention, or earlier.
hmm.. go back and give bob oppenheimer a massive dose of lsd and leo slzard too, and take them out of the whole nuclear weapon thing. heisenberg, too. monkeywrench them pretty good and scramble them so they never develop it and just do music and beatnik poetry.
I wouldn't take that job where I met my eventual ex-wife.
I would take a gun back to the Council of Nicea and kill as many of those fuckers as I could. Then I would burn every scrap of paper in the room.
Id go back one day and make a few choice bets
Rule #1 of Time Traveling: You must go back an kill Hitler.
Having done that, I would just travel from time to time, and see as much as I can before I die.
Thinking about it for an extra second, I would introduce advance technologies to the native tribes in the Americas. I don't like Columbus.
It is a paradox that if time travel were possible, you would not dare to go back in time and change anything. To do so, could/would result in an unpredictable and undesirable result. Consider that if someone went back in time and killed Hitler to save the 30 million people killed as the result of WWII, the Soviet Union may have taken over the entire European continent which would have resulted in a war with the U.S. and your ancestors may have been killed before you were born.
From a purely logical point of view, you are quite right of course. The interesting thing about this impossible hypothetical is it reflects people's attachment to past things that happened, usually bad things, sometimes personal, sometimes historical, and what they would change. In that sense it's interesting. Some would change big things - eg Hitler- some would change personal things - eg love interest etc - and some, like me, a specific awful person/event. In my own case, taking out Charlie Manson, I find it hard to believe that this time travel intervention would make the world a worse place.
65 million people were killed in ww2.
Youd need to go back and get rid of key people before they even get going. Trotsky replacing Stalin, for example, or getting rid of the weirdoes behind nazi race theories
@dahermit I'm aware of the argument. Some choose the 'change one thread in history and the whole picture changes' view, while others might say 'history is a tapestry and even if you change a few stitches the tapestry remains'. Who knows. Since this hypothetical will likely never be played out, we can speculate in safety. It may seem strange, but I'd rather take out Manson rather than Hitler, despite the enormity of the latter's crimes against humanity, because perhaps killing hitler might have led to an alternative even worse and militarily successful dictator from which we might never have recovered. Whereas Manson was a pimp, theif and conspiratorial multimurderer whose crimes could be expunged and the world a better place. But, you're right, who knows what the results would be.