Well if the big G really is all seeing and all powerful how come he has not stuck you down?
If Jeebus is okay with it and has a sense of humour, the parents need to STFU

So did they want to crucify you!?

Who gives a fuck?

And now I have a new goal for home artwork.

Not too long ago, somebody painted some horns on an image of Muhammed and very narrowly escaped assassination. Boy oh boy, some people take their religion REAL seriously.

I really do need to walk around with several sets in my pocket.
Just in case an opportunity presents itself. I don't want to be caught ill-prepared.

No!!!

It is hysterically funny!!!

How else can he see everything you do?

My first experience with an openly recovering Catholic/blasphemer was the typesetter at a printing company I worked for. I was the paste-up artist and camera operator. He'd put a postcard from Italy on the wall by his work station, it had an image of Christ. We'd been working on an ad for a small local modeling agency and there was an extra line of type we did not need. He taped it under the postcard, it read DON'T JUST DREAM OF BEING A MODEL.
Our boss was Catholic and the receptionist was Mormon, between the 2 of us we had so much fun!!