Oh especially how you treat wait staff! I went on a date a couple of years ago and the guy actually whistled and yelled out to the wait staff for service. There was no second date!
I'd switch out the toilet paper one for your use of you're and your.
I admit, I am a grammar and spelling Nazi. I will judge harshly.
@HippieChick58 I am so glad we have spell check. You would think having a mother that was a teacher I could spell better.
And the last one I will crucify you for. Meh, not really. It used to bug me. Then I decided just to switch the damn thing and let it go. Now I live alone, the cats find TP an irrestistable attraction. I don't keep TP hanging or I will find it strewn down my hallway.
As a turn signaling server with a vertical toilet paper holder, I thank you!
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