A woman had her amputated toes grow back after prayer! I used to drive by this church on my way to work/school everyday for years. I have heard that it has a Starbucks in the foyer!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Welcome to never ending fun. The attraction of believing, like faux newsey, it fun over there.
HankSherman
Level 8
Mar 23, 2023
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That's so specific. Trying to imagine the terrible accident that takes 3 toes and no other damage. This must be recorded in the annals of hold my beer.
cglenharris
Level 3
Mar 23, 2023
2
I read her ex husband/boyfriend shot her in the foot.
Could have been from diabetes
Perhaps the black knight from Monty Python's Search For the Holy Grail could do with some of this church.
BOBdammit
Level 6
Mar 22, 2023
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@Gwendolyn2018
Hey, if it works...
She is laughable in a way. But also infuriating.
So she really thinks her being able to wear open toe shoes is more important to this god than a child dying from a painful bone cancer?
BufftonBeotch
Level 8
Mar 22, 2023
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Since she has chosen not to provide evidence, I think she just expects people to believe her.
@Betty I think she knows she's full of shit and just doesn't care.
@Redheadedgammy I agree.
She must be one of the Toes-en few
bookofmorons
Level 9
Mar 22, 2023
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'By the way, can I get a cup of latte de shrooms, don't be shy with the vodka?'
What is the secret ingredient in the coffee that makes toes grow back?
K9Kohle
Level 6
Mar 22, 2023
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Don't know about the ingredients but suspect is was fast as in Express-toes
Maybe the Sporkfoot from GA should go to that church.
BufftonBeotch
Level 8
Mar 22, 2023
3
Fabulous, now she can have jam with her toast once again!
These people actually believe this shit, don't they? sigh
zeuser
Level 9
Mar 21, 2023
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@Gwendolyn2018 Either they believe it or they are pretending to believe it. I am not sure which is worse.
@Gwendolyn2018 Believe or hope.
Sonofa.... What a deal! Gospeling, new feet, and shitty coffee to put a tap in those new toes! Sign me up for the church of chocolate and peanut butter!
BOBdammit
Level 6
Mar 21, 2023
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@Gwendolyn2018
Or 'ten years of adding to Starbucks starving coffee cups '.
Two great tastes that go great together.
Does the church have a brewery, too?
ADKSparky
Level 8
Mar 21, 2023
5
Don't try to give her an excuse for lying. lol
It's funny you mention that. I used to work at a liquor store and noticed a spike in sales not long after churches let out. I always referred to it as spirit Sunday. Everyone is let loose from church, and is in search of another kind of spirit.
She lies. She lies like a rug. She lies like a lazy dog on a rug. She lies like a flea on a lazy dog on a rug.
Flyingsaucesir
Level 8
Mar 21, 2023
6
Yes, she lies.
Rug, yep. Dog, okay. I've never met a lazy flea though.
JFC!
SMFH!!
KKGator
Level 9
Mar 21, 2023
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@Gwendolyn2018 I'm with you. I do not believe her either.
@Gwendolyn2018 There is an old saying...There is a sucker born every minute. There are a lot of suckers out there who want to believe so much they end up convincing themselves that a lie is truth and truth is a lie. Those are the ones you can not reason with.
@Gwendolyn2018 A lot of people like the rituals and traditions plus the community atmosphere. We are social animals and we tend to socialize with others who have similar wants and needs.
I have a live and let live approach to life and I am fortunate that most people I encounter are not fanatical in their beliefs and rarely bring up the topic. When they do, I just say I don't believe and they drop it. Very different than my childhood years so I appreciate the peace I have now.
@Gwendolyn2018 I have not had that experience. Glad I am Canadian. 
Where is the evidence of toes amputated and toes that have grown back, I wonder...
ASTRALMAX
Level 8
Mar 21, 2023
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@Gwendolyn2018 Sure, I could tell myself and others that I have $100 million in my bank account, however, the reality is different.
With all the smart phone these days, you would think someone would have recorded the so called "miracle", or at least snapped a few pictures. 
Rudy has them.
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