Since there is no solid historical evidence that Jesus of Nazareth ever existed at all, I guess you can make him anything you want him to be, plenty of others have.

• You want to convince somebody that your thoughts are right. How do you do it? By the logic of your arguments, or by taking a rusty nail and cutting your arm whilst making cow's eyes and winging "look what I do for you" ?
• You want your friends to remember you. Do you hope that of course they will, or do you tell them that everytime they eat a burger, they must think they are swallowing a chunk of your hairy thigh?
• You want to tell your friend that you esteem his friendship. Do you compliment him with a smile upon some comment he makes, if you are old fashioned like me, or perhaps give him a hug if you are more modern... or do you get down on your knees in front of him and start bathing his feet?
  = Now, is it me, or are any of the above not quite the mark of somebody demonstrably hetero?!

It is an idea that has been around since the 16th century.
One of the reasons Christopher Marlow attracted the attention of the Star Chamber was his published assertion that St. Peter was Jesus' "Alexis" (younger gay lover)

I don't know if it makes a guy gay to hang out with 12 single dudes and the occasional non virgin chick, but I buy the hippie part. Hates bankers, hypocritical people, likes to build stuff.

Is it weird that, as an atheist, white Jesus still bothers me?

He was Jewish, definitely NOT gay (though he had exposure to it) and he hung around Galilee. It wasn't until Jerusalem that he would pay the ultimate price for his 'sins'.

Don't be silly, everyone knows Jesus was an eskimo.

Yes he was Jewish as his mother was Jewish. His father was an Arab. He was brown, not white. And there is a strong possibility that he was married to Mary Magdelene and had children with her

I'd reckon he would look like this ...

Hahaaa well he couldn't have been white, could he? The gay part doesn't bother me and we do know for sure that he was Jewish.

Lol Jesus Christ of Nazareth was actually Cesare Borgia, and he is only believed due to a rupture in the timeline, caused by that Rick & Morty episode.

Of course he was, he coined the phrase "   Ah....men "

Would any of it matter. I don't think so.

Why d'you ask?

He didn't even exist.

Yes and his mum was a slut adulterer who just lied

Can't say for sure, but he throws a leaving party with all his sailor friends, with no girls invited....!!?? Make up your own minds.

Who knows? lol