"You couldn't have done that if you knew what you were doing"
But there are times when it's unappropriate to say these things. For instance, imagine saying them after a premature ejaculation.
Oh phoo...i find it complimentary, and I am Sure you will be beyond excellent in every way at the very first opportunity. Guys worry too much!
"That's what she said." I tend to say that more at work at serious or funny moments. It makes people laugh if things are too serious. Or if I time it after the right comment, it ends up sounding dirty too. Lol.
That's what I heard.
@SACatWalker I have actually tried this one too. lol
My response to most posts on the Internet is simple and unforgettable....." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH."
A favorite is to adamantly declare "wull why dont'cha sharpen the damn thing !"
And walk away.