Many years ago one Friday I sat down at a table in the office canteen with my steak and chips. I was joined by an Irish Roman Catholic Colleague with his fish and chips. He looked at my plate and said "how dare you sit at my table and eat meat" Sound of jaw hitting floor !!

Plaster that on the front door of every church you can find and the courts and congress. Somebody might just get the message. Although I doubt it because the haters are just too narrow minded.

Your best bet is not to give a damn about anyone else's marriage preference. I'm sure the haters do not know them personally.

Mfers best not eat any doughnuts in front of me when I’m dieting!!? I’ll be slapping the shit outta folks!!?!!

Good analogy!