Question

When life gives me lemons I just give them back. Cause I hate holding stuff.

Duke 8

Answer 1

Thats better then lemonade...tired of hearing thar.

Answer 2

As someone who's last name is Lemons, I have to speak up. Do you realize if I got a 1/1000 of a penny every time someone used my name in vain or ate one how rich I would be?

Answer 3

The version I heard was: When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down.

Answer 4

I love your one-liners!

Answer 5

Hahaha! And citrus fruit tends to grow aggressive in my fridge. (It starts out harmless, but when it attacks the cheese, the axe is out!)

Answer 6

I just keep em, because hey, free lemons!

Answer 7

Give them to me, I like lemons and they're kind of expensive

Answer 8

I just chuckled audibly.

Answer 9

Life could at least provide some sort of toting apparatus. Sheesh!


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