Noah's Ark, Kangaroos and Australia
Now think about the poor penguins that had to waddle all the way to Antarctica.
It's God's Will. He picked up the bones in order to test your faith. He's cunning like that. Like when he put old dinosaur bones in the ground to test your faith that the world is only 8,000 years old. Don't believe all those scientists. They'll only teach you things.
I consider ticks to be the best proof that there is no benevolent God. I can make a case for pretty much any other organism, but the tick is a proof that not only is there no God, but if there is, he's a complete asshole.
all that goes away when Noach is understood symbolically rather than literally though, fwiw. (Noah is actually a girl, but nevermind) There are thousands of flood myths, and Noah was just a culmination of them, never meant to be taken literally
still a load of crap
@LeighShelton all the flood mythologies? you think?
@bbyrd009 no, floods happen, just the other crap
@bbyrd009 not interested
@bbyrd009 i do try to think
@LeighShelton ah, plenty of other ways to get there i guess
@bbyrd009 i think and you guess
@LeighShelton yes Leigh, i'm sure your penis is also bigger than mine
@bbyrd009 really?
God doesn't require Noah to respawn the earth. It's just a test of Noah's faith. What Noah saved are those animals promised to reappear in the future earth. so that part of the story is just a prophecy on What to be conswrved in the future, not today's world.
According to Dooley (my canine mate , I'm Rob) the bible got it wrong. The ark first visited Ararat not far from us. Ararat is in western Victoria, Oz. Dooley is quite knowledgeable on such matters as he his a proactive paleontologist, that is, he buries bones as well as digging them up.
Pretty smart for an animal that's as dumb as a rock.