Date? You mean that thing that happens to other people?

Reserve restaurant, Send flowers. Clean truck. Clean up.

What is this date thing you speak of? ?

I don't know. What do you do? Is this a test? No one said there would be a test.

masturbate

Ask my wife of its ok. For twenty- two yrs the answer has been no lol.

It depends on the date, but normally I take a shower, brush my teeth, and put on some nice clothes. If we are doing something other than eating/dining, then I might eat something before brushing my teeth.

Get dressed.

Err shower..dress..then change into something else..then have a martini..then put on lipstick..then another martini..then leave for date..

Panic....its been so long.
Shower
Panic
Get ready
Panic
Take a deep breath and see what happens
(While quietly panicking in my head)

Shower, makeup, get dressed. All while listening to a podcast or two

I don’t date people. I’d assume I’d take a shower. Maybe.

Jerk off so you can last longer lol.

Actually, I seriously chill and be myself. If a woman can't accept me for me, she's not worth it.

What is a date?? Oh yes. A date? I remember those?

Shower, brush teeth and apply deodorant to underarm area. Remove used condoms, panties and lipstick stained cigarette butts from my car. Show up on time.

Wish I had one??????

Get clean, maybe smoke a J.

Try to put a slightly better than average foot forward, if it is the first date. A 'best foot' for anyone might make a best impression, but will be temporary unless one actually lives it 24/7/365. It's mildly disingenuous to lead off that way. I try not to over-dress, depending of course on the destination.

On a first date it is good to get most of the fundamental, possibly problematic things swept out of the way. I disclose them sooner and save wasting time and hurting of feelings later. Being atheist is a big one for many, so spill it ASAP. If, like me, there are other things one knows to be peculiar to others, there's no better time than a first meeting.

Second dates will be a lot fewer but will contain much higher enjoyment and exciting possibilities.

Shower, brush teeth and floss. Nothing worse than bad hygiene - especially on a first date.

It's been so long I don't remember. ?

Clean up, shave, take a shower, and if it's a real special date, I will even put on clean underwear!

A shower and shave. Have a light snack so I don’t feel the need to rush to dinner. Maybe run through the car wash and vacuum.

Or just brush my teeth and head on over. It kind of depends on if it is a dinner/movie date or go carts/kayaks date.

I make sure i calm my nerve and look nice before going out.

Plan the night/day out.

The 3 Ss. The guys should know what they are.