Keep her away from your pets.

Just remember what MArk Twain said, "Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

You should have bitten her bum then said, oh sorry I could't help yself, my grandog was a germam shepperd.

Is she actually a schoolteacher?
If she is, I'd be reporting her to the school board.
Or better yet, give me her number, I'm happy to call her and chat.

Sadly my friend, you are NOT alone in that idiotic situation.
I have had similar occasions in my life when I've, unfortunately, heard the same or similar, for example, I once heard my Ex-wife, mother ( IF she can be called that very loosely) of my daughter tell her that " Touching any reptile will cause you to grow scales and skin like a reptile," " Picking up a frog can get a girl pregnant with tadpoles," and the worst of all, " Wiping herself after peeing will make her unable to have children."
The absolute inane STUPIDITY of some 'people' never fails to astound me and shock me to my core.
The best I can suggest is to get the child/children alone and sit down with them and explain quiet and openly, in words they can comprehend and understand, that what they've been told by such 'adults' IS 100% incorrect.

Don't let her babysit your pets!

I think euthanasia would be in order for such a brain dead human....

Ask her how many litters she's had.

I think you are brave to counter her ignorance. I think it is laudable that you care enough to do something about it. I would give her a book on the subject, if you could find one but she probably will continue believing what she wants. They usually do.

Sorry. You can't fix that.

This is a world where many people believe that there is an invisible man in the sky who made the universe. The only difference is that there is only one of her.

Who is this woman, and is she getting psychiatric help? Her views are too crazy to be covered by any laws, but she is clearly deranged in some way. Here in the UK I’m sure she could be committed under the Mental Health Act for holding such crazy views, and she should most definitely be kept away from children, although I’m sure even children would know that she is talking nonsense.

Do you have train tracks near you?

Advise a very good dr.

Well I really don’t wanna know where she gets her evidence from there.
But there have been old wives tales of women getting pregnant by a dog but it would always resort i a miscarriage.

Sadly stupid. Bet she voted tRump.

We need to know more about this woman. How she might be approached depends. Is she a teacher of children? Is she a devout religious person? Does she have a diagnosed mental illness? And if not a teacher - what access does she have to children? What is your relationship with this person? Without knowing more any advice given is a guess and may not prove useful.

Even if it WAS possible, the bigger concern for me is that this person is ok with beastiality ?

The fact that she thinks that is a little irrelevant unless she thinks that beastiality is ok. It shouldn't even be a concern.

look hard enough you can locate some bizarre stuff on the WWW

How would you describe her tone when she was making this claim? Did she sound hopeful? Are there any particular dogs she's shown an interest in?

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I don't know, I've seen some people..... just sayin !
Lol

where's my dog costume?

You can't fix stupid.
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