Someone being factually incorrect and calling me stupid for believing in something that has a scientific consensus.

Complaining about everything.

I don't like people that think it's ALL about THEM ! Also when someone is always bragging about something and telling me their story, especially when I didn't even ask !

It depends who it is.

Some people never get on my nerves at all; they're pure joy to be around and bring nothing but happiness. There are about five people like that in the world.

Others merely have to exist in the same universe as me. There are several billion people like that in the world.

Talking right over me... think "Robo calls".

Someone who makes sound effects for attention. For example, moaning loudly “in pain” until someone asks what’s wrong. Lol (I just realized I might be a terrible person)

Lie. Lie and suck at it. Lie, suck at it, and think I'm too stupid to tell.

Talk over the top of someone

Chewing loudly or open mouthed. gahhhhh

Women who wear too much perfume ( any is too much for me ), hug me, and leave that odor on me. I like the way women smell.

Screaming kids, I sometimes ask the parents if they want me to fetch a bucket of water and a lid.

Loud chewing, wearing backpacks, wearing flip-flops.

People who are easily annoyed by me

Unruly brats and Backpack people on pulic transit..

I hate it when people chew their food with their mouth open, and make the annoying smacking sound.

A fair wheather friend.

Be a republican

So many things annoy me.....but I'd say loud talkers and "mouth noises", i.e. chewing with their mouth full, slurping liquids, gum popping, etc. If I'm in line somewhere, and the customer service person is chewing gum, etc., I will let the person behind me go first, just so I don't have to deal with them.

breath

Be a sloth and chew loudly

I absolutely hate when someone wants to talk to me, and does, as I try to ignore them. Almost always they are interrupting something going in my mind. Why don’t they understand?

Grinding teeth, snoring, and people who constantly talk about god

I actually found this amusing, but lots ot OTHERS were annoyed.

I was on 'rush hour' train from the south coast of England, heading up into central London. The train was pretty crowded with typically 'suited and booted' city types, reading their copies of the Financial Times on their way to work - but sitting in a window seat was a young mother, and sitting on her lap, looking out of the window, was her little boy.

He was an excited little lad, and apparently had a love of trains - because every time he saw one he'd point and cry out, "TAIN! TAIN!" (apparently he was not that good at pronouncing his Rs).

Mum would respond calmly with, "Yes, Tommy. It's a train."

And then a minute or two later, "TAIN! TAIN!"

Each time the little lad spotted a train and called out, you could see the surrounding business types tense, sink just a fraction further into the seat, and concentrate that tiny bit more on whatever they were reading in the FT - it was hillarious.

And trust me, travelling from the south coast to London during the rush hour you see a LOT of trains!

Nothing much. Once I see stupidity, I try and find out what their level of smarts is. The universe and stupidity are infinite.