Yaaaay!...again!..

I don't doubt it. Guess I should just get the pizzas.

At least Teump won’t get to have his military parade. ??‍

OK, cool, can I wear the same T shirt I wore last time?

In a way this is funny but then when you think about the orange-hued shitstorm we're living through... It's definitely possible.

Think I'll spend it at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe, wonder if reservations are needed?

Sounds good to me. I mean, really. Any day now works.

Doomsday prophets are full of baloney.

Party!

Bah humbug! My 70th birthday is July 12 no gawd is making me miss that celebration!

Yeah, they love to stir up the controversy and 15 minutes of fame, but you don't see many of them giving away their cars and homes.

They ought to be made to register the event, and submit a deposit of a hefty guarantee for all the unnecesary angst they cause the simple people of the world. Of course, IF the world did actually end, they would get their deposit back.

And here we go again

Allegedly the worlds ended multiple times(next one is april 18th 2018...and facebook etc are deleting the posts cos nobody wants us knowing da troof)..

jesus comes once a year..just to get some choccy eggs,why would he want to bring rapture!!!?

I just want to see all the nude Christians floating to heaven ... Hope there are some good looking women amongst them ...

Bet you $500,000 it doesn't.

Why? when your dead you won't care about bucket lists and many supposed end of days dates have come and gone already so excuse me being sceptical but im not going to sweat it. the end of humans is coming sooner than later but we will no when its started. in fact I feel it already has.

Hahaha.... Sigh maybe I should start writing end of the world predictions. Who's up for the Clownpocolyps?

I can't keep track of how many times I've lived through the end of the world, and that's just the pronouncements in English! I know there have been a few others in Arabic. I don't know how many have been announced in languages I'm not literate in, and I speak more than most Americans!

English, French, Spanish, Arabic, ASL, and I understand German a bit, if anyone is curious. Current levels of fluency depend on how much I've practiced lately.

Oh no, not again!

When we see the world's going to end, all we have to do is pray to Jesus that we've started believing, he'll forgive our sins, and we can live forever in bliss in our mansion in the sky. Whoopedoo!

Well, I'm going to be out of town. I suppose I'll have to miss it

Yeah I know, they keep on moving back the date because it never keeps happening.

See you in hell......mabe.

Oh well. Perhaps it's for the best - the world's been getting a bit shit anyway.