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God hates porn?

#porn #god #HAHA
VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24
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Level 8

Voyeur!

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Level 4

I like how the guy saying it has a beard and funny hair like that

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Level 8

I have never seen any porn at all; must have led a very sheltered life, I suppose I didn't seek it out.

jacpod Level 8 July 11, 2018
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In case you ever become curious.
Pornhub.com

@Anonbene thank s but I have done without ,so far and not really very curious. I like laughing.

You can have a laugh at the acting skills.... and this is an open minded place...download one tonight and see if you like it.

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Level 6

Ha! Not My gawd!

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Level 7

All Christians do is bang on about sex

They are obsessed with sex!

Hehehehehe... "bang".... hehehehehe....
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Level 7

Mae West said it best. LLOL

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Level 10

If god is supposed to have created everything that must include porn. No.?

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Level 8

That's not porn - that's voyeurism.

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Level 9

Uuummm, " Song of Solomon", anyone?

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Level 4

Too funny!

kuali Level 4 Mar 26, 2018
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Level 7

My brother owned a few massage parlors in SoCal back in the 80's. The kind with a guaranteed "Happy Ending". The girls refused to take Mormon clients, said they were "sick".

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Level 7

?

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Level 8

Pmsl fucking pervert

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Level 7

Nah...gawd doesn't hate porn. Why, just a little bit ago I saw him looking at the iPad Pro Steve Jobs gave him while he was flogging his carrot. Thought he was hiding at the end of that crepuscular ray...but that wind gust blew his robe open...and there it was...the Staff Of Gawd. Hung like a deer mouse, he was. That's where thunder comes from right? Right.

His rod and his staff comforts me!
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Level 8

Given that all the other mammals "go at it" just like us, that us human mammals were around 100,000 years+ before there was a bible, and that the bible contains parent-child incest, condones bride-price, is full of misogyny, and some its most revered figures had multiple wives, I fail to see how there would be any objection on moral grounds, but only because the sky Don wasn't calling the shots.

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Level 3

I'm safe, unless He is into "solo" action.

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Level 9

And l thought l was just being paranoid when l felt like someone was watching me have sex. It would probably be more interesting for him if l had a partner. I know it would be more interesting for me.

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Level 8

He jumped a virgin when she was sleeping (isn't that rape?) and his son hung out with hookers, so I don't think he's too worried about it. If he created everything, then he must have created porn.

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Level 8

Adam and Eve were naked in the garden.

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Level 8

I'd have to look it up to give the correct name of the place.
But it was this church in Texas, with a giant cross out front.
During a storm, the cross was hit by lightning, fell on the church and burned it to the ground.
And with some sweet irony, a video porn shop just across the street was unscathed.

Hey, the xians are the ones that say "The lord works in mysterious ways". lol.

But it is a true story.

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Level 3

How can God hate porn when his inerrant word contains so much NSFW content?

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Level 7

LOL

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Level 8

He should watch porn directed by women.

Hadn't considered that...wonder how many female porn directors are working?

@LucyLoohoo Probably more than you would expect have moved around to behind the camera after working in front of it.

@Astrojcm Interesting. Penny Marshall did the same thing. I've always thought it would be interesting to see porn made by women FOR women!

Women make the best porn ever.

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Level 7

Strictly speaking, it's all the work of god and part of his plan. Either that, or this god stuff is all total bollocks!

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Level 4

The cartoon pornos are hysterical, by the way, if anyone needs a good laugh.

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